PseudoSurround with Widesound DSP for Winamp

So yeah, another neat plugin that adds a delay then mixes both L/R channels to produce a false surround effect. Tested mainly on headphones, speakers produce awkward effects.

Get: http://www.winamp.com/plugins/download/221909

Info: http://users.atw.hu/tihany/plugin/wshome.html

Gandy's Sex is on Fire

It's fucking cold here and it's not even winter yet : /

Other than that Manchester is beautiful, haven't explored all of it yet though.

British people walk fast even when they aren't in rush to get somewhere, even the crippled dude walked faster than me. Or maybe I'm just very slow.

Lectures are wordy and the halls are comfy, thank god I don't take anymore classes with numbers, I failed maths so many times I can't even count.

Their accent here is still quite cryptic to me and their slangs are confusing, thus when they talk to me I always have to draw on my immense English vocabulary and say nothing and just nod as though I understand.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

Beyonce does have the best video ever.

Got to Manchester safely, long flight, spent most of it in the plane's toilet, its comfier than the normal seats.

Drove up from London, 3 hours. Checked in, went shopping, now stoning. 

Stone.

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.

Manchester for 3 years, Law degree.

Will return whenever possible.

Won't miss any of you (because you probably won't miss me :P)

Will still update when plagiarism is cool again.

All right then, bye bye now.

<3 OTTERS

I WISH I WAS AN OTTER

Something Speshul

Recently, members of the ChakForce5 had a tennis session. Place? We can't tell because our agent is afraid that fans might flood that area if we reveal it. The session was a success. Pictures and more details will be posted when the gang meets up for a second session.

Love,
Team CF5

Hit her all you want, you are a WARRIOR

My relationships and perceptions with women often get me in trouble, but its funny!

Tribute To Jackson.

We will soon release an album tribute to Michael Jackson.
This album contains 6-7 tunes, including "Indian or chinese, Man in the Curry, Curry Jean, and many more" (our version lah)
It will be available on iTunes only.

What If..

What if I had 80 million pounds to spend.
I wouldn't spend 80 million pounds on someone like Cristiano Ronaldo.
I'd buy food and feed the poor and hungry people in Africa.
That's what I'd do.
I'm not kidding.
Really.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No, I'm not kidding.

Sunday Evening Drive

today, i go dakut hse and play monopoly with ch, rajie raj, ganz and dakut..

i am suggest we play..

i am so damn bored..

and feel like playing it..

so long nvr play edi..

ch bully us la..

we go to his property.. pay 1000..

i broke in actual life.. i broke in game life..

after finish game (ch won la.. he bully.. i sad sad..) we go dakut room eat lasagna..

dakut play some game on his ps3..

i macam so outdated now..

keluar dari kampung..

but until now i never saw that game before..

dont know how it looks like..

but can make character..

we make gandy..

so funny we make until..

funny eyes, funny mouth, funny hair..

we laugh with tear falling from our eyes..

i even choke while drinking water..

haiz.. so sad rite..

finally, we finish the character at midnight 1 am..

we feel quite proud..

wanna see..

of coz i show you..

i categorized as "abnormal" person in my family..

keep on taking the hp and take pictures none stop..

haix.. so damn pity la..

take pictures only ma also kira orang gila edi..

so.. thats my day..

happy day..

gandy of the day

This is not what I really do

How come when I talk to girls on Facebook they don't answer me back? I go on facebook everyday and I say "Hey, what's up?" to girls. The girls don't know me but I just want to be friends and everytime I say "Hey, what's up?" They don't answer me back :( . What do I have to do to get them to answer me back?

P.s I'm not ugly

Be Responsible

Drinking too much causes 2 very negative effects to people
1. It ruins your memory
2. I can't remember the other one

Pedophiles

New case of child abuse.

Guess what's the common thing in all of it?

THEY'RE ALL UGLY!!!

P.S. Teach your children to stay away from ugly people. If the parent is ugly, fail.

EVENT

Mawi Soundcheck on the 20th June 2009. Be there or be squared.

It's simple. He prefers pink =D

WE GOT ROBBED

WHY DOESN'T GOD LIKE THE COLOUR BLUE?

Caution

The ChakForce5 is aware of pork flu. We care.

To protect yourself:

1) Wash your hands

2) Avoid eating raw pork

3) Avoid talking with/touching sick-looking people

4) See a doctor if you look sick, think you're sick, feel sick etc;

5) Wear a mask. It doesn't matter where. School, Shopping Mall, Hotel, Inside The Car, In Your House etc;

6) Wash your hands again after that.

We suggest you follow the steps mentioned above unless you wanna end up like that guy in the picture.

Love,

Team ChakForceFive

Jessica Biel

I propose a game of paintball. Pic unrelated.

A Post.

Here's an example of a post for some of you who don't know. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Ps : I may not be a Flinstone but i can make your bed rock.

CF5 Idols of the Month (..kinda)

Ehem, before i begin, i'd like to state that we as the 5 + 2 + wtv did so with a very heavy heart, choose Loser.. er, Liverpool FC as our "idol" for the month of May. I find myself unable to accept the fact that they are indeed our or at least MY idol, but alas due to this being outside my power i have no choice to play along. (sorry spurs :( )

Anyways, LIVERPOOL FC is just sooooooooooooooo god. damn. awesome. I mean, leave it to them to concede 4 goals only to score back an equal amount just cause ...they. can. I mean, WOW, they are just the embodiment of ass... pardon, awesome. Here are some unknown facts about liverpool.

1. Named after a body of water filled with the human organ, "Liver"
2. Each player is required to consume chicken liver oil before each match.
3. Celeb mascot is non other then Liv "The Liver" Tyler

4. Are all recovering alcoholics as an attempt to preserve their livers.
5. Are very very veeeery liver orientated.

Aiya, go liverpool. You are like the red army! (Note : the russian reference has nothing to do with Arshavin scoring 4 goals at Anfield HAHA)

Life is like a delicate flower.

Today is a good day. Good days be days where one learns the true meaning of life. Which means today we learnt the meaning of life. Duh. And i quote "LIFE. is like a delicate flower, we must take care of it" It's so simple. Straight to the point. These words we uttered by Zain ..otherwise known as Zaain. Who would've thought we'd learn THE greatest lesson from him.

Thank you Zain, ...thank you.

If you are ...

The tree = cute
Cute = all powerful
All powerful = ..wtv.

Are you bored? ^^

HI RAJA, ARE YOU BORED?! Note : This has nothing to do with Coldplay. This post is infact, focused mainly and trully about the "bored" joke. Coldplay is not apart of this joke. Thank you.

Analyzing Roger Federer

Roger Federer is an idol of mine because of his hair and his ability to create tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball however from his recent form I've been analyzing his characteristics and have divided it too Pros and Cons:

Pros

1. Wavy, lush hair.
2. Creates tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball.
3. The fact that he is a tremendous sore loser not very relevant.
4. He has total control of all his motor functions.
5. His shoes make squeaky sounds.

Cons

1. Speaks fluent German.
2. Possibly only the 2nd best player on clay courts.
3. Can't defeat anyone without the use of a racket and a tennis ball on a court.
4. Weakened knees due to falling on them in victory many times a year.
5. Footwork not good enough to make a 200km/h serve with his weaker right foot.

I still don't know whether his pros outweigh the cons but I do know that he is the perfect man...but perhaps too perfect.

Vitas still > God

Vitas > God

First Post by JC

Doesn't this pic make you go BBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

We're expanding (like that Korean Penis)

Chak Force 5 is making a band to expand our horizons and hopefully, yours. But before we do that we're gonna need a name for it so far we (I'm) leaning towards Rajie Raj and the Funky Bunch, but there are suggestions for The Backseat Boys.

We're also not sure of our musical direction and none of us has musical talent. Zilch. Tak ada. or CMI (cannot make it). We've got previews on our artistic pseudonyms for our loyal Chakers, for instance Gandy will be taking the mantle of G-Mastah Funk while Dakut will be Dakut.

Its still a long way away however but when we do make our album, we hope all of your Chakers will support us so don't be surprised if you see prototype lyrics being posted. Until then however, THE ILLUSION OF PHOTOSHOP.

KOREAN PENIS!

OMG!!!1111oneoneeleven

OMFG THEY MADE A MOVIE OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS 4 TRAILER.
THE TRAILER WAS GOOD BUT HOW ARE THEY GONNA EXPAND IT INTO A FULL-LENGTH FILM.

The beloved trailer converted into full distinct scenes, and they even added scenes that were NOT IN THE TRAILER!

I hope they used Paul Walker and Vin Diesel from the trailer but I heard that the movie will draw heavily from the trailer's source material! So they might even use lines directly from the trailer! WOO!

Sad

It is sad when a fellow blogger (in this case, Zarul De Korte) changes the post of that of another blogger in an attempt to make his team look good.

I will not attempt to repeat myself, because it'll inevitably be "corrected" once more.

So yea, less QQ more Pew Pew.

WHY ARE SPURS SO AMAZAZING(LY LUCKY)?

Before I begin ranting on about how awesome(ly lucky) spurs performed that day, I'm sorry to the Chelsea fans who had to witness that amazing goal.

But seriously la, WTF. That goal was like the embodiment of placing(Not really, Lampard has scored better) . It was(n't) placed so well, if placed any better it'd be counted as two goals just cause it's (not) that well placed.

Apart from that, at the other end of the pitch, I swear i thought that Gomes was Cudicini in disguise but when i saw him on the bench, i thought otherwise. It was obviously an actual octopus that had played under the disguise of our usually sucky, butter-fingered, no-mans-land-going Gomes. (Cudicini looks so much better than Gomes)

Oh, today is one of our Chak force 5's Birthday, Happy Birthday Edwin, whom few aren't aware (even him) that he's under trial to join our very prestige, one of a kind circle of men.

WHY IS TOTTENHAM SUCH A BITCH?

CARLO WAS SITTING ON THE WRONG BENCH, THIS CAUSED CONFUSION AMONG THE CHELSEA RANKS AND LEAD TO OUR DEFEAT.

DAMN TOTTENHAM FOR RECRUITING OUR CULT HERO. Our beautiful cult hero...

If only everyone was me.

I was reading some story in the news the other day about this guy whose village was razed to the ground, and I just couldn't believe that some mob could just march into a town and destroy all their homes. It really made me think about how much life is better in Malaysia.

We talk always talk about how bad things are in our country but something like that would never happen over here.

At least not if I was there.

Because if they did show up here, I'd be all like, "Fuck you! Go burn down your own village" and you'd know they would go "Who said that? And whoever did must be a bad ass to challenge us burning down their village".

Thus by challenging these raiders, I would give back to the community, become a role model for young people (except the bit of swearing) and most of all I am surely bound to be rewarded with some ass to tap.

Nate Robinson

Once in a blue moon, we see a man of great ability. From Carlo Cudicini to Henrique Hilario, but today we salute a different type of hero, a jumping hero!

The 5ft 9 New York Knicks point guard jumps over the 7ft frame (albeit leaning foward and putting his left arm on his back for an extra boost) of Dwight Howard just to prove that any man, regardless of size, colour and gender would still be man enough to dunk on a 10ft hoop.

12ft hoops are a different matter though.

EVERYTHING IS PINK

WOOO PINK IS AWESOME

Valkyrie

When my friends wanted to see Valkyrie I thought it would involve Gundams, unfortunately it involved none and instead we were going to see Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy and Eddie Izzard playing Germans. However after watching Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, I just can't accept Tom being German, the only thing I can accept is that Tom is a bad ass mofo from the ghetto.

As seen here



I love you Tom, and Xenu and all your thetans. Heil Scientology

A Desperate Plea

No one wants to die alone,
Trapped and Tortured in my garden shed,
So be my valentine

Australia is a bitch continent.

Why does everyone want to go to Australia? Why do they take all the good people? Why can't they just take all the Lala's? I realize most of my posts are angry at things, and I've been to Australia and it's ok but I believe Australia is just Koala Lumpur with more white people.

The only thing I learned from Australia is the Dodo conundrum, where I feel like I could fly, but I have no wings : /

But I don't really hate Australia, I don't even feel like writing this, I can't even make a pun, QQ as Gandy would say. Dakut and Joshua are playing the Playstation behind me and they are giving me hell.

I guess what I'm really sad about is that Chui went and that even though I don't really talk to her, I miss her, just as the other Chak Force 5 members do. If you're reading this than, Hello and we wish you well.

JOY

Today, our member Willie Kook obtained his "P" license. It is indeed a marvellous occasion. From now on, this important day will be known as "Oh joy, Wilson got his driver's license today, Day." How do you like that? I like it. It's short and sweet.

Moving on, some members of the ChakForceFive featured in a friendly futsal match against kids from a private school today. The game was excellent, although it was an extremely low scoring one. The score at full time was 5-3. It could have been 5-2, but the opponents scored one more goal, so they had 3.

Well dear fans and readers, this blog has been up for quite a while now. I'm not sure how long exactly, but it feels long. Speaking on behalf of the ChakForceFive, we would like to thank you for your support, and we hope all of you continue to visit our blog. Remember, if the reading stops, the blogging will stop. So, don't stop.

SPANISH PEOPLE SUCK

No I'm not racist. It's just some Spanish people are assholes. Here is my list of the top 5 Spanish assholes of the week.

1. Rafael Nadal. Why can't he just let Federer win one more title? Why is he such a little miser? Didn't he feel anything when Roger cried? I would have just given the title to him there and then.

2. Xabi Alonso. Why couldn't he just be a man and tell the referee that it was not a red card offense and that his team is full of divers? Franky will get his day.

3. Fernando Torres. Why does he love to score goals so much? Why can't he just stop scoring and just let the other team win?

4. Rafael Benitez. His goatee makes him look funny.

5. David Villa. Why didn't he join Chelsea? If only he were there, he could have at least scored a few hat-tricks against Liverpool for us.

O Fallen Guardian

Once there was a man so graceful and elegant, so agile and strong.
But now this man is but a shadow of his former self.
For once he was a great custodian thwarting the many assaults on his bastion,
But now he has betrayed his Blue brothers,
And joined the White fodder in search of a better future.

O Carlo, Your golden gloves will not be forgotten.
Thank you for your years of service and all of us at Chak Force 5 wish you well.

CELEBRATE THE DAY

January 23rd is a great day and wiki-ing it proves it, there's :

1. 1. The Chinese Communist Party stages a self-immolation in Tiananmen Square to frame Falun Gong and escalate the persecution.
2. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts its first members: Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Fats Domino, the Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis Presley.
3. My birthday.
   

Outlander

Outlander is fucking stupid.
There are only two redeeming factors about that movie.

1. The main character, in certain angles, looks like Frank Lampard.



Franky is the one on the left in the Chelsea away kit if you are unsure. I should get that kit.
(Yes I know, I suck at placing things, not in that way though.)

2. There is a character named Boromir.

Hurrah

Dear readers. I just recovered my gmail password. I'm so happy

:D

Faggot Guy

1. You're such a faggot that if one's eyesight was inversely proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would have very poor eyes, and may be unable to safely drive without glasses.
2. You're such a faggot that if there were a country comprised soley of faggots, you would have a passport to enter said country.
3. You're such a faggot that were there a breakfast cereal specifically for faggots, you would often eat it, but not so often that it became unhealthy.
4. You're such a faggot that were there one of Santa's reindeer that was a faggot, you would play said reindeer in a Christmas school play when you were five, provided you attended a non-secular school.
5. You're such a faggot that if one's income was directly proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would feel relatively financially stable, and would enjoy many luxuries.

An Open Letter to My Buddy, God.

Dear God,
What up bro? I know we don't hang that much but dude, I just wanted to say thanks for Neil Patrick Harris. I mean dude you've made some fucked up shit once in a while (i.e War, Cancer and Yam flavoured ice-cream) but sometimes you do these things that make me smile, so thanks for NPH in this awesome internet muscial "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
(P.s. I personally enjoyed On The Rise and Brand New Day the most)

Your bro,
Me

Supplementary steps to enhance audio output.

The following post will generally produce the output of a more sharpened and amplified song. Previews not far below.

Tools that will be used/installed :

• Winamp [direct link]
• Enhancer 0.17 (A Winamp plugin) [direct link]

Preview (First minute: 48kbps, wma, non enhanced/Second minute: 48kbps, wma, enhanced) [Windows Movie Maker did a bad but stable job on this one]

Firstly, you must have Winamp installed. If you haven't, head on to this link or click here for the direct link. 

After installing, you will need to get the plugin mentioned above. Link here or direct link here. Install after downloading it.

Part I: Applying the DSP

1. Now, after both are installed, head on to the Preference window, (Ctrl+P while Winamp window is active, or selecting Option->Preference on the main window) then scroll down on the pane on the left until you find DSP/Effect under the category of Plug-ins. 
2. Select Enhancer v0.17 [dsp_enh.dll]. Anything highlighted means it's currently active. 
3. A window should pop-up(emailware). Select Cancel and you should see a few sliders. 
4. To enable these settings, turn on the Enhancer by first clicking, Power. [Select Boost if you want it]
5. Select Preset then choose General improvements. You may customise the sliders whenever you feel like it. [Turn off Boost if effects get too sharp or pull the slider leftwards]

You will notice the improved 'quality' of your audio after applying the DSP.

Now, you may want to 'save' these settings to be transfered to your portable audio player, to do so, continue on to the second part.

(Optional)Part II: 'Saving' the effects

1. Apply the DSP/Effects you want to your current liking.
2. Open the Preference window, then select Output.
3. Now, select "Nullsoft Disk Writer v2.14 [out_disk.dll]. (Highlighted means active)
4. Select Configure.
5. Change the directory to wherever you like.
6. Uncheck everything, then select Ok. This will make winamp churn out a raw .wav file with the Enhancer's settings on the original audio. [Caution: The next step will produce a bloat file ~50MB](Customise where needed; Save as dialog, Convert to format,etc)
7. Play the song you would like to apply the effect on. Winamp will show that it's playing but at a faster speed and no sound will be heard.
8. Press Stop when the song is done. 
9. Navigate to the folder where you saved your song. You should be able to see the new .wav audio file. 
10. Load this .wav into Winamp and follow my previous post and convert it to your desired format/kbps.
11. Load the output .wma/.aac/.ogg/.flac into your music player then clean all temporary files created(.wav and .wma/aac/ogg/flac).

Notes;

If you want to have your audio back instead of Writing every song, Navigate to Preference->Output->"Nullsoft DirectSound Output v2.47 [out_ds.dll] (WinXP/Vista/7) or "Nullsoft WaveOut Output v2.11 [out_wave.dll] (Win95/98).

Congratulations. End of tutorial. Enjoy your toned up songs.

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