Faggot Guy

1. You're such a faggot that if one's eyesight was inversely proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would have very poor eyes, and may be unable to safely drive without glasses.
2. You're such a faggot that if there were a country comprised soley of faggots, you would have a passport to enter said country.
3. You're such a faggot that were there a breakfast cereal specifically for faggots, you would often eat it, but not so often that it became unhealthy.
4. You're such a faggot that were there one of Santa's reindeer that was a faggot, you would play said reindeer in a Christmas school play when you were five, provided you attended a non-secular school.
5. You're such a faggot that if one's income was directly proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would feel relatively financially stable, and would enjoy many luxuries.