Pros
- Wavy, lush hair.
- Creates tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball.
- The fact that he is a tremendous sore loser not very relevant.
- He has total control of all his motor functions.
- His shoes make squeaky sounds.
- Speaks fluent German.
- Possibly only the 2nd best player on clay courts.
- Can't defeat anyone without the use of a racket and a tennis ball on a court.
- Weakened knees due to falling on them in victory many times a year.
- Footwork not good enough to make a 200km/h serve with his weaker right foot.
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