Thursday, March 26, 2009

Sad

It is sad when a fellow blogger (in this case, Zarul De Korte) changes the post of that of another blogger in an attempt to make his team look good.

I will not attempt to repeat myself, because it'll inevitably be "corrected" once more.

So yea, less QQ more Pew Pew.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

WHY ARE SPURS SO AMAZAZING(LY LUCKY)?

Before I begin ranting on about how awesome(ly lucky) spurs performed that day, I'm sorry to the Chelsea fans who had to witness that amazing goal.

But seriously la, WTF. That goal was like the embodiment of placing(Not really, Lampard has scored better) . It was(n't) placed so well, if placed any better it'd be counted as two goals just cause it's (not) that well placed.

Apart from that, at the other end of the pitch, I swear i thought that Gomes was Cudicini in disguise but when i saw him on the bench, i thought otherwise. It was obviously an actual octopus that had played under the disguise of our usually sucky, butter-fingered, no-mans-land-going Gomes. (Cudicini looks so much better than Gomes)

Oh, today is one of our Chak force 5's Birthday, Happy Birthday Edwin, whom few aren't aware (even him) that he's under trial to join our very prestige, one of a kind circle of men.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

WHY IS TOTTENHAM SUCH A BITCH?

CARLO WAS SITTING ON THE WRONG BENCH, THIS CAUSED CONFUSION AMONG THE CHELSEA RANKS AND LEAD TO OUR DEFEAT.

DAMN TOTTENHAM FOR RECRUITING OUR CULT HERO. Our beautiful cult hero...

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

If only everyone was me.

I was reading some story in the news the other day about this guy whose village was razed to the ground, and I just couldn't believe that some mob could just march into a town and destroy all their homes. It really made me think about how much life is better in Malaysia.

We talk always talk about how bad things are in our country but something like that would never happen over here.

At least not if I was there.

Because if they did show up here, I'd be all like, "Fuck you! Go burn down your own village" and you'd know they would go "Who said that? And whoever did must be a bad ass to challenge us burning down their village".

Thus by challenging these raiders, I would give back to the community, become a role model for young people (except the bit of swearing) and most of all I am surely bound to be rewarded with some ass to tap.