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When I realized this today I nearly died.
Brock = Brock (Barack) Obama
What TM does he give you when you beat him? BIDE. FUCKING BIDE. JOE BIDEN
BROCK AND BIDE
BARACK AND BIDEN ‘08

We Should Make A Band

There comes a time in every young adolescents life to think of forming a band for no reason. We should form one. And no Gandy not a Band of Brothers.

But really, I don't care, I just want to make a band with the name "Gay Porn". Imagine this situation.

"Hey, what you doing this weekend?"
"Just going to watch Gay Porn Live, It's gonna be awesome"

Or perhaps, we should take inspiration from the Hymen Holocaust™. Because you ladies know we'd fit that description, don't ya ladies?

Yet there is a part of me that wants to be part of Rajie Raj and The Ass Blasters.With this, I challenge anyone who can come up with a better band name than that.

On an unrelated note. PICTURES FROM THE WINTERNET!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven

The Person Who Talks The Most Often Says The Least

John McCain is awesome. Why? I don't know, and in fact I don't care, all I know is that exploiting pictures of him with Barack Obama to make racist jokes is fun.

Ah...good old internet.

And this one is for the ladies. What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?

I can't Jelly my penis down your throat.

Please Remain Nervous

It is drawing closer, and I want to assure everyone that in times of great awesomeness as these, our best choice of action is to be overwhelmed by the awesomeness.

Max Payne is coming out October 17th or is it 16th, and frankly I don't care, I WILL WATCH IT, with long a overcoat and a constipated grin I assure everyone that this film will be McAwesome.

No Payne, No Gain.

Pictures Need Little Explanations

Spore

Creature Creator:
I will conquer the world with
Penisorous Rex

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

A mushroom walked into a bar and the bartender yelled "Hey we don't serve your kind in here". The mushroom said "Why not? I'm a Fun Guy!"

Two muffins are cooking in an oven, and one says to the other "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here" and the other one replies "OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN"

A plane carrying fifty people caught fire and crashed in a field by a cemetery in Ireland, in an interview with the rescue team they have confirmed they have recovered one thousand one hundred and fifty bodies

How to be an Asshole by an Asshole

1. Walk into an elevator without turning around to face the door
2. Stare at someone until they look over, then quickly look away without making eye contact. Repeat.
3. When you go to shake someone's hand, don't squeeze AT ALL, let your hand stay completely limp and don't move it, keep it still so they have to move it up and down.
4. Rub yourself. Always. Just don't ever stop rubbing yourself.
5. Say you like consensual sex in the missionary position.
6. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
7. Do not use vowels.
8. Jump off a building head-first. Repeat.
   

Sayings of Mine and the Winternets

1. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kind of the same thing
2. Are you into domestic violence? Because Id hit that.
3. Fact: pedophilia jokes are only fun until someone tells you they were molested when they were a kid, then it becomes twice as fun
4. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
5. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
6. Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
7. If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch that ass.
8. If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as to this one?
9. 
   

On reducing file size for mp3 files.

So first off yeh, this post will be about how to reduce your music file sizes by 70% tops(3x more music on your music players!) or 15% depending on the bitrate, without significant quality reduction on 70% yeh ?

So if your interested read on yeh ?

Figure 1 : File size before conversionFigure 2 : File size after conversion

Results:

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.wma(96kbps, 2,525KB, streamable)

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.aac (96kbps, 2,500KB)

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.mp3(320kbps, 8,322KB, streamable)

The objective is to convert the older mp3 file format, to either newer format, aac or wma, and to lower the bitrate. Yeh ?

Materials needed would be Winamp (preferably 5.54) and your mp3 file (a 320kbps would be able to shave 70%, 128kbps with only up to 15%).

Procedure :

1. Open your winamp, if you don't already have it, you can get it at http://www.winamp.com/player.

2. Add your music file into the playlist. [Shortcut Key : L]

3. Right click the file in the playlist, select Send To: , then choose Format Converter.

4. Here you would have a choice, either you want to choose the Apple's AAC format [iPod compatible] or Window's WMA format. They both would end up the same-ish. If your choosing WMA proceed to section Procedure[A]: else if your choosing AAC then proceed to Procedure[B]: .

*Note* Some older music players might have compatiblity issues with the AAC file format, lower bitrates, and the newer WMA 10.0 encoding format.

Procedure[A] :

1. After you have the Format Converter Configuration windows open, set the configuration as follow.Figure 3 : Configuration for WMA format

2. Customise where needed then press Ok.

3. The output file would be in .wma format and the size would have a significant change without audible quality loss.

Procedure[B] :

1. After you have the Format Converter Configuration windows open, set the configuration as follow.Figure 4 : Configuration for AAC format

2. Customise where needed then press Ok.

3. The output file would be in .aac format and the size would have a significant change without audible quality loss.

Discussion:

On the older music players should the problem of File Format Error occur, change the Encoder Format to Windows Media Audio 9.2.

Conclusion:

The newer WMA,AAC format > MP3 format.

I personally choose 48kbps as my bitrate as I don't use earphones much. This saves me 85% size and 6x more songs :/ compared to 96kbps.

Fin.

VITAS

VITAS IS FAR KING AWESOME. FACT.

HE IS NOT ONLY CRAZY AWESOME HOT (SEE PICTURE BELOW)

BUT HE HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL THAT GOES AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH

IT IS AS THOUGH HE HAS MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL FOR THAT VOICE. GOD I AM SO GAY FOR THAT VOICE. THAT IS THE FIRST VOICE I WOULD BE GAY FOR.

VITAS - OPERA 2 IS GODS WAY OF SAYING - HEY FUCK ALL HUMANS THAT ARE NOT VITAS FOR HE IS AWESOME IN THIS SONG.

p.s Caps Lock is cruise control for coolness.

p.p.s It was Dakut's birthday and it sounds gay for me to type this out but...er..happy non gay birthday dakut. NON-GAY NON-GAY NON-GAY.

Hulk Hogan's Haiku

Hogan just killed you. 
Whatcha gunna do brotha. 
Hulkamaniacs.

I Can Write 600 Words About Anything

In life, every single person belonging to the Homo sapien species—be that person man or woman, boy or girl, adolescent male or adolescent female—has a special (meaning unique and distinct) talent that sets him or her apart from the other persons belonging to that aforementioned group, the Homo sapiens. The particular gift that I have been endowed with? I can write 600 words about any topic assigned to me, no matter what that topic is, without any exception.

In other words: There is nothing I cannot write 600 words about.

Be it antique furniture, Peranakan fusion cuisine, the Alaskan words for snow, tables, the domesticated animal commonly referred to as the cat, our fragile ecosystem, envelopes, the 17th-century Mexican scholar and nun Sor Juana Inés da la Cruz de Asbaje y Ramirez. I need only a piece of paper, a pen—or preferably a pencil—a flat surface (horizontal not vertical), sufficient light, and for my hands not to be bound or somehow incapacitated to write 600 words about any of these topics.

I am even able to write 600 words about how I can write 600 words about anything.

I myself do not even understand how I do it. I mean, so far in less than 20 minutes, and according to the word-count feature available through the pull-down tools menu in my word-processing program, I have already written 230 words. No, not 230 typescript characters, but 230 whole words! And I did it without putting forth the slightest bit of effort. In this way, I am similar to the muskrat, which without effort makes its way through water.

Allow me to explain: The muskrat (Ondatra zibethicus) is a large aquatic rodent native to North America, covered in brown, waterproof fur, with a strong, laterally compressed tail used for propulsion. The muskrat has partially webbed hind paws and small, hand-like front paws. The muskrat is most active at night or near dawn and dusk. It feeds on cattails and other aquatic vegetation, freshwater mussels, frogs, crayfish, and small turtles. Its predators include minks, foxes, coyotes, wolves, lynxes, and large owls. It is also trapped for its fur and, in some communities, its meat.

I would just like to pause briefly right here to remark how I was able, only moments ago, to reach word number 400. Yes, 400. 

It is strange, but when I sit in front of my computer, the lower half of my body resting comfortably on a chair, it is almost as if the words, not unlike water from a receptacle, pour out of me. Sure, it is not always easy, as there are moments of difficulty, as when, for example, sometimes—not always, but sometimes, every now and then—I will struggle sentence after sentence to find just the perfect word. 

But that's writing—struggling sentence after sentence to find just the perfect word.

It's like 20th-century novelist George Orwell once said, "A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: First. What am I trying to say? Second. What words will express it? Third. What image or idiom will make it clearer? Fourth. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?"

Make that 542, baby. Boo-yah! (544)

In conclusion, grammarians agree that the last 40 words of a 600-word essay are the easiest to write. Even a child, typing, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah" could do it.

There you go. The End.

24th September 2008

Please make yourselves free on Wednesday, the 24th of September 2008,
from 7.00pm - 10.00pm.
My friends and I are organizing a charity concert in order to raise funds for the Myanmar Cyclone Victims.
The venue will be MPH, Sunway University College.
For more details, contact me at 012-3384564.
Tickets are RM10 each. Please spread the word. We'll have band performances, i.e. Dragon Red; open dance floor. Damn it, we have everything.

Love,
Willie Kook.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

                                                            My life told in someone else's story

                                                                Team Fortress in joke (GENTLEMAN)

                                                      What The Dark Knight is really about

MSN WENT DOWN TODAY (9/11) THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS WENT DOWN ON 9/11

Coincidence?  I THINK NOT

MICROSOFT DID 9/11

Futsal

EH GUYS FUTSAL THIS FRIDAY - I LAZY SMS OR MSG AND I KNOW YOU GUYS READ THIS BLOG TOO MUCH

4-6

Usual Place

Study Break

I.Am.So.Bored.

10.days.of.study.break.

need.things.to.do.

please.someone.help.me.do.something.

I always wonder why people horde Mcdonalds, I mean its not even that DELICIOUS as CAKE and it's not that cheap as well, maybe its the clown that draws people to it. One day I will find out why people are "loving it"

That Thing

Hey guys, remember that thing we promised that we wouldn't do to each other with the cheese? Well, uh, it's hard to explain this to you guys but....Whoopsie.

Let's Play A Game

Hi, Let's Play A Game. A fun game.

(Edition 2)

S A _ T Y

Fill in the blank(s) with a suitable alphabet in order to complete this word.

-Clues-
1. Wow, I think this salted fish is too salty.
2. Salty salty!
3. Man, this sea water is salty.
4. My sweat tastes salty, hehe.
5. Eeew, you look... salty.
6. Someone, pass me the salt, this dish isn't salty enough.

Best of luck to all of you. Play hard, think hard. Stay tuned to CFF for the next edition of Let's Play A Game.

Love,
Willie Kook