Sayings of Mine and the Winternets

1. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kind of the same thing
2. Are you into domestic violence? Because Id hit that.
3. Fact: pedophilia jokes are only fun until someone tells you they were molested when they were a kid, then it becomes twice as fun
4. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
5. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
6. Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
7. If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch that ass.
8. If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as to this one?
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