Thursday, October 9, 2008

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

A mushroom walked into a bar and the bartender yelled "Hey we don't serve your kind in here". The mushroom said "Why not? I'm a Fun Guy!"

Two muffins are cooking in an oven, and one says to the other "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here" and the other one replies "OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN"

A plane carrying fifty people caught fire and crashed in a field by a cemetery in Ireland, in an interview with the rescue team they have confirmed they have recovered one thousand one hundred and fifty bodies

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