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When I realized this today I nearly died.
Brock = Brock (Barack) Obama
What TM does he give you when you beat him? BIDE. FUCKING BIDE. JOE BIDEN
BROCK AND BIDE
BARACK AND BIDEN ‘08

We Should Make A Band

There comes a time in every young adolescents life to think of forming a band for no reason. We should form one. And no Gandy not a Band of Brothers.

But really, I don't care, I just want to make a band with the name "Gay Porn". Imagine this situation.

"Hey, what you doing this weekend?"
"Just going to watch Gay Porn Live, It's gonna be awesome"

Or perhaps, we should take inspiration from the Hymen Holocaust™. Because you ladies know we'd fit that description, don't ya ladies?

Yet there is a part of me that wants to be part of Rajie Raj and The Ass Blasters.With this, I challenge anyone who can come up with a better band name than that.

On an unrelated note. PICTURES FROM THE WINTERNET!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven

The Person Who Talks The Most Often Says The Least

John McCain is awesome. Why? I don't know, and in fact I don't care, all I know is that exploiting pictures of him with Barack Obama to make racist jokes is fun.

Ah...good old internet.

And this one is for the ladies. What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?

I can't Jelly my penis down your throat.

Please Remain Nervous

It is drawing closer, and I want to assure everyone that in times of great awesomeness as these, our best choice of action is to be overwhelmed by the awesomeness.

Max Payne is coming out October 17th or is it 16th, and frankly I don't care, I WILL WATCH IT, with long a overcoat and a constipated grin I assure everyone that this film will be McAwesome.

No Payne, No Gain.

Pictures Need Little Explanations

Spore

Creature Creator:
I will conquer the world with
Penisorous Rex

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

A mushroom walked into a bar and the bartender yelled "Hey we don't serve your kind in here". The mushroom said "Why not? I'm a Fun Guy!"

Two muffins are cooking in an oven, and one says to the other "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here" and the other one replies "OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN"

A plane carrying fifty people caught fire and crashed in a field by a cemetery in Ireland, in an interview with the rescue team they have confirmed they have recovered one thousand one hundred and fifty bodies

How to be an Asshole by an Asshole

1. Walk into an elevator without turning around to face the door
2. Stare at someone until they look over, then quickly look away without making eye contact. Repeat.
3. When you go to shake someone's hand, don't squeeze AT ALL, let your hand stay completely limp and don't move it, keep it still so they have to move it up and down.
4. Rub yourself. Always. Just don't ever stop rubbing yourself.
5. Say you like consensual sex in the missionary position.
6. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
7. Do not use vowels.
8. Jump off a building head-first. Repeat.
   

Sayings of Mine and the Winternets

1. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kind of the same thing
2. Are you into domestic violence? Because Id hit that.
3. Fact: pedophilia jokes are only fun until someone tells you they were molested when they were a kid, then it becomes twice as fun
4. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
5. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
6. Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
7. If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch that ass.
8. If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as to this one?
9. 
   

On reducing file size for mp3 files.

So first off yeh, this post will be about how to reduce your music file sizes by 70% tops(3x more music on your music players!) or 15% depending on the bitrate, without significant quality reduction on 70% yeh ?

So if your interested read on yeh ?

Figure 1 : File size before conversionFigure 2 : File size after conversion

Results:

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.wma(96kbps, 2,525KB, streamable)

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.aac (96kbps, 2,500KB)

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.mp3(320kbps, 8,322KB, streamable)

The objective is to convert the older mp3 file format, to either newer format, aac or wma, and to lower the bitrate. Yeh ?

Materials needed would be Winamp (preferably 5.54) and your mp3 file (a 320kbps would be able to shave 70%, 128kbps with only up to 15%).

Procedure :

1. Open your winamp, if you don't already have it, you can get it at http://www.winamp.com/player.

2. Add your music file into the playlist. [Shortcut Key : L]

3. Right click the file in the playlist, select Send To: , then choose Format Converter.

4. Here you would have a choice, either you want to choose the Apple's AAC format [iPod compatible] or Window's WMA format. They both would end up the same-ish. If your choosing WMA proceed to section Procedure[A]: else if your choosing AAC then proceed to Procedure[B]: .

*Note* Some older music players might have compatiblity issues with the AAC file format, lower bitrates, and the newer WMA 10.0 encoding format.

Procedure[A] :

1. After you have the Format Converter Configuration windows open, set the configuration as follow.Figure 3 : Configuration for WMA format

2. Customise where needed then press Ok.

3. The output file would be in .wma format and the size would have a significant change without audible quality loss.

Procedure[B] :

1. After you have the Format Converter Configuration windows open, set the configuration as follow.Figure 4 : Configuration for AAC format

2. Customise where needed then press Ok.

3. The output file would be in .aac format and the size would have a significant change without audible quality loss.

Discussion:

On the older music players should the problem of File Format Error occur, change the Encoder Format to Windows Media Audio 9.2.

Conclusion:

The newer WMA,AAC format > MP3 format.

I personally choose 48kbps as my bitrate as I don't use earphones much. This saves me 85% size and 6x more songs :/ compared to 96kbps.

Fin.