O Fallen Guardian

Once there was a man so graceful and elegant, so agile and strong.
But now this man is but a shadow of his former self.
For once he was a great custodian thwarting the many assaults on his bastion,
But now he has betrayed his Blue brothers,
And joined the White fodder in search of a better future.

O Carlo, Your golden gloves will not be forgotten.
Thank you for your years of service and all of us at Chak Force 5 wish you well.

CELEBRATE THE DAY

January 23rd is a great day and wiki-ing it proves it, there's :

1. 1. The Chinese Communist Party stages a self-immolation in Tiananmen Square to frame Falun Gong and escalate the persecution.
2. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts its first members: Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Fats Domino, the Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis Presley.
3. My birthday.
   

Outlander

Outlander is fucking stupid.
There are only two redeeming factors about that movie.

1. The main character, in certain angles, looks like Frank Lampard.



Franky is the one on the left in the Chelsea away kit if you are unsure. I should get that kit.
(Yes I know, I suck at placing things, not in that way though.)

2. There is a character named Boromir.

Hurrah

Dear readers. I just recovered my gmail password. I'm so happy

:D

Faggot Guy

1. You're such a faggot that if one's eyesight was inversely proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would have very poor eyes, and may be unable to safely drive without glasses.
2. You're such a faggot that if there were a country comprised soley of faggots, you would have a passport to enter said country.
3. You're such a faggot that were there a breakfast cereal specifically for faggots, you would often eat it, but not so often that it became unhealthy.
4. You're such a faggot that were there one of Santa's reindeer that was a faggot, you would play said reindeer in a Christmas school play when you were five, provided you attended a non-secular school.
5. You're such a faggot that if one's income was directly proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would feel relatively financially stable, and would enjoy many luxuries.

An Open Letter to My Buddy, God.

Dear God,
What up bro? I know we don't hang that much but dude, I just wanted to say thanks for Neil Patrick Harris. I mean dude you've made some fucked up shit once in a while (i.e War, Cancer and Yam flavoured ice-cream) but sometimes you do these things that make me smile, so thanks for NPH in this awesome internet muscial "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
(P.s. I personally enjoyed On The Rise and Brand New Day the most)

Your bro,
Me

Supplementary steps to enhance audio output.

The following post will generally produce the output of a more sharpened and amplified song. Previews not far below.

Tools that will be used/installed :

• Winamp [direct link]
• Enhancer 0.17 (A Winamp plugin) [direct link]

Preview (First minute: 48kbps, wma, non enhanced/Second minute: 48kbps, wma, enhanced) [Windows Movie Maker did a bad but stable job on this one]

Firstly, you must have Winamp installed. If you haven't, head on to this link or click here for the direct link. 

After installing, you will need to get the plugin mentioned above. Link here or direct link here. Install after downloading it.

Part I: Applying the DSP

1. Now, after both are installed, head on to the Preference window, (Ctrl+P while Winamp window is active, or selecting Option->Preference on the main window) then scroll down on the pane on the left until you find DSP/Effect under the category of Plug-ins. 
2. Select Enhancer v0.17 [dsp_enh.dll]. Anything highlighted means it's currently active. 
3. A window should pop-up(emailware). Select Cancel and you should see a few sliders. 
4. To enable these settings, turn on the Enhancer by first clicking, Power. [Select Boost if you want it]
5. Select Preset then choose General improvements. You may customise the sliders whenever you feel like it. [Turn off Boost if effects get too sharp or pull the slider leftwards]

You will notice the improved 'quality' of your audio after applying the DSP.

Now, you may want to 'save' these settings to be transfered to your portable audio player, to do so, continue on to the second part.

(Optional)Part II: 'Saving' the effects

1. Apply the DSP/Effects you want to your current liking.
2. Open the Preference window, then select Output.
3. Now, select "Nullsoft Disk Writer v2.14 [out_disk.dll]. (Highlighted means active)
4. Select Configure.
5. Change the directory to wherever you like.
6. Uncheck everything, then select Ok. This will make winamp churn out a raw .wav file with the Enhancer's settings on the original audio. [Caution: The next step will produce a bloat file ~50MB](Customise where needed; Save as dialog, Convert to format,etc)
7. Play the song you would like to apply the effect on. Winamp will show that it's playing but at a faster speed and no sound will be heard.
8. Press Stop when the song is done. 
9. Navigate to the folder where you saved your song. You should be able to see the new .wav audio file. 
10. Load this .wav into Winamp and follow my previous post and convert it to your desired format/kbps.
11. Load the output .wma/.aac/.ogg/.flac into your music player then clean all temporary files created(.wav and .wma/aac/ogg/flac).

Notes;

If you want to have your audio back instead of Writing every song, Navigate to Preference->Output->"Nullsoft DirectSound Output v2.47 [out_ds.dll] (WinXP/Vista/7) or "Nullsoft WaveOut Output v2.11 [out_wave.dll] (Win95/98).

Congratulations. End of tutorial. Enjoy your toned up songs.

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