The True Meaning of Merdeka

Let's celebrate our National Day by viewing these wonderful roadsigns. I'm positive that these things can save a life or two. Maybe three. I dunno.

Wishing all readers Selamat Hari Kebangsaan,

Willie Kook <3

31st August!

When I woke up this morning, I opened my eyes to see my family in such a happy mood and I couldn't put my finger on why. Then when I took a walk around my neighbourhood I saw neighbours and complete strangers in that joyous frenzy as well with some of them shouting "Tanggal 31" and stuff concerning this date.

So I was stunned for nearly half the day until my mother asked me to go shopping with her to buy things, and it was then when I realised what the date meant to all Malaysians. When I saw that huge line at Baskin Robbins, I couldn't forget any longer, my Malaysian inside me forced me to get in line and savour that 31% discount.

Oh, Baskin Robbins, you're great monopoly of the ice-cream market in Malaysia is undoubted, but your ability to unite the entire Malaysia on one day for your ice-cream, you ability to make all of us forget our troubles and celebrate the 31st of August is indeed inspiring or perhaps one would say, "liberating". Baskin Robbins, you are indeed a Tokoh of Malaysia.

With your awe inspiring Flavours of the Month and 31% discounts, I salute you with by repeating your legendary words that you first used on us when you freed us from the colonisation of the treacherous Ice-Kacang of the past.

31% Discount! 31% Discount! 31% Discount!

p.s Merdeka clashing with Baskin-Robbins creates the shortest lines I have ever seen

Payback is a bitch

What Gandy doesn't know is that I have lala pictures of him as well!

Like this one!

Hell, I even have pictures of Chee Bing!

C.F.5's hottest member of the week

Well yeah, as promised. Pictures of one of our finest administrative. As you all know, his name is Raja. Now, i will let the pictures do all the talking. Enjoy.
PEACEEE V^_^V
Friend : HIE RAJA !
Raja : NGEHHH

Thats it for today, i hope all of you enjoy this priceless pictures of Raja Irfan. Do keep visiting for more updates.

Love, Gandy. :)

C.F.5 Idol Of The Week

Tal Ben-Haim!
Why, you ask? YOU tell me.

YESTERDAY, three members of CFF (ChakForceFive) were caught playing futsal at Sports Planet, Subang Jaya.

Raja Irfan (Raja Ganas), Zarul Dekorte (Arf), Wilson Kook (Willie Kook) arrived at the venue 10 minutes past 4pm. As expected, the paparazzi and die-hard stalkers flooded Sports Planet. All of them were in ecstasy as soon as the three were spotted at the entrance. Just for the record, this is the first public appearance made by CFF. The fans made use of every opportunity to snap pictures of their idols and some lucky ones even left the place with valuable autographs.

(From left): Wilson, Raja and Dekorte, who hails from The Netherlands.

The girls were awed by Wilson and his killer-pose

As usual, Raja never fails to impress the public

Reporters failed in their quest to get a picture of the well-knowned Arf. However, they managed to reach him for a few quick comments. "Futsal was.... it was close. I mean we had some really great chances in the first few games. Anyway, the game was salty. We would have won, but we didn't want to because Chak Force Five isn't about winning, It's about cake." the tall Dutch commented. When asked to say a little bit more, "No more" he said. Before the three left Sports Planet, they entertained the crowd with a Korean song and an enthusiastic "Chak!!!" Immediately after that, they sped off in a red Perodua Viva.

Let's pray that we get to see more of CFF in the future. The fans simply love them.

(Source: CNN)

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Marky Mark and Max Payne

As many of you know, Marky Mark is perhaps the most awesome man on the planet (perhaps being the key word here, as we haven't seen the true potential of Donnie Wahlberg yet, btw you guys should check out his motto, it's "My goal is not to be a superstar, my goal is to be super at what I do."). With that in mind, he has become far more awesome - awesomer if you would - and now he will be playing Max Payne in the upcoming movie, Max Payne.

This movie is not only a great boon to Marky Mark's career, but it also lets us see Marky Mark in a different light, unfortunately in this light he will be wearing clothes. I am unused to this, my memories of Marky Mark are full of nothing being on his body but his Calvin Klein underpants and his sweat glazed over his herculean pecs.

 

Just look at that cock grab! LOOK! IT BECKONS YOU!

Anyway, Max Payne is also a man of great awesomeness, albeit with less cock grabs and more constipated faces. Constipated faces are important for the way we all live, just ask yourself where you would be if we didn't have constipated faces, perhaps we could still be in the Stone Age for it is proven that the constipated grin has inspired many great people to action. (usually actions related to bowels, but actions nonetheless)

Another fact of awesome about Max Payne is that he hates dirt. I do not lie about this fact. He hates it with a vengeance. As we can see from the picture below, he doesn't even feel sympathy for his actions against the dirt.

Look at that smoking barrel, look at those eyes that say "I want you dead, Dirt, dead" and most of all, look at the picture. Max Payne kills dirt. Literally.

We must come to accept the second coming of Mark Wahlberg and Max Payne, yet sometimes it is hard to see who is playing who in this situation. God, I love Marky Mark, and God I love Max Payne's painkiller addiction. God, I love you for mixing these two together.

Let's Play A Game

Let's Play A Game.

(Edition 1)

Hello.
Let's play a game.

Category : Food

C A K _ <------- Guess the last alphabet in order to complete this word.

Note : You may try for as many times as you like.

Clue 1 : It's sweet and people usually buy these for birthday parties.
Clue 2 : Last week, I had a chocolate cake.
Clue 3 : Wow, this cake is delicious.
Clue 4 : Damn, I want that cake.
Clue 5 : Shall we have cake?

Enjoy. More to come in the next edition of Let's Play A Game.

Roflcakes and candy

My dog, Sex
[I don't know who Ann Landers is, but she apparently wrote this article.]
Everybody who has a dog calls him ``Rover'' or ``Boy''. I call mine ``Sex''. He's a great pal but he causes me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex. He said ``I'd like one too!'' Then I said ``But this is a dog.'' He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said ``You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old.'' He winked and said ``You must have been quite a kid.''``When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for us and a special room for Sex.'' The clerk told me we wouldn't need a separate room; as long as we paid the bills they didn't care what we did. ``Look, you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'' The clerk said ``Funny, I have the same problem.''One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own ticket. ``But you don't understand. I had planned to have Sex on TV.'' He said ``Now that cable is around, it's no big deal any more.''``When my spouse and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said: ``Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married.'' The judge replied ``The courtroom is not a confessional. Stick to the case please.'' Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said ``Me too.''Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked ``What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?'' I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.


Credits : Ann Landers

The Lord Byron in Me

Haiku's can be fun

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

CAKE = (b'.')b

The Word Sandwich Written Exactly Three Hundred and Fifty-Nine Times

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I have a sorethroat, and its killing me. Alright, something for the blog. An introduction which may include some vulgarity, but you know, i dont swear as much as they do, or maybe i do. Just as much,well, or more. Ok, so i'll do the introduction .. OH WAIT, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ! RAJA'S DONE THE INTRODUCTION !

i'll post some pictures later.
a picture of lala-fied raja.

Some Force 5 Advice..

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Chak :D this blog will be the foundation of which many great things will be built upon, most of which will be on random stupidity and profanity! Like the others, i am glad to be apart of this great revolution that is C.F.F. (Chak Force 5)

WE ARE THE CHAK FORCE FIVE

There are times when boredom and destiny intertwine to create what people would call - borestiny - but in this case it has created a blog. A blog that has combined the five powers of greatness. From places as far as Malaysia to Malaysia this blog has collected the greatest ensemble of people who will be too lazy to update regularly and will instead just upload funny pictures they have taken and/or seen on the internet.

These people all represent an element of Malaysia's whole. First and foremost Raja being the element of Malay, where he Malays at things. Zarul with the element of being tall and thus Dakuting the place up, Gandy with the power of Indonesian Immigration, Chee Bing with the power of Chinese Education causing an unusually strong ability in arithmetics (plus he can do photoshop!) and Wilson KOOK TAK WAH who is...I forgot what he does, but anyway, when our powers combine we become the CHAK FORCE FIVE!

By the way, this site will contain bad language, not as in split infinitives in grammar, but there will be swearing, so if you see the word fuck and shit in the posts, please don't be a dick about it.