Jessica Biel

I propose a game of paintball. Pic unrelated.

A Post.

Here's an example of a post for some of you who don't know. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Ps : I may not be a Flinstone but i can make your bed rock.

CF5 Idols of the Month (..kinda)

Ehem, before i begin, i'd like to state that we as the 5 + 2 + wtv did so with a very heavy heart, choose Loser.. er, Liverpool FC as our "idol" for the month of May. I find myself unable to accept the fact that they are indeed our or at least MY idol, but alas due to this being outside my power i have no choice to play along. (sorry spurs :( )

Anyways, LIVERPOOL FC is just sooooooooooooooo god. damn. awesome. I mean, leave it to them to concede 4 goals only to score back an equal amount just cause ...they. can. I mean, WOW, they are just the embodiment of ass... pardon, awesome. Here are some unknown facts about liverpool.

1. Named after a body of water filled with the human organ, "Liver"
2. Each player is required to consume chicken liver oil before each match.
3. Celeb mascot is non other then Liv "The Liver" Tyler

4. Are all recovering alcoholics as an attempt to preserve their livers.
5. Are very very veeeery liver orientated.

Aiya, go liverpool. You are like the red army! (Note : the russian reference has nothing to do with Arshavin scoring 4 goals at Anfield HAHA)

Life is like a delicate flower.

Today is a good day. Good days be days where one learns the true meaning of life. Which means today we learnt the meaning of life. Duh. And i quote "LIFE. is like a delicate flower, we must take care of it" It's so simple. Straight to the point. These words we uttered by Zain ..otherwise known as Zaain. Who would've thought we'd learn THE greatest lesson from him.

Thank you Zain, ...thank you.

If you are ...

The tree = cute
Cute = all powerful
All powerful = ..wtv.

Are you bored? ^^

HI RAJA, ARE YOU BORED?! Note : This has nothing to do with Coldplay. This post is infact, focused mainly and trully about the "bored" joke. Coldplay is not apart of this joke. Thank you.

Analyzing Roger Federer

Roger Federer is an idol of mine because of his hair and his ability to create tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball however from his recent form I've been analyzing his characteristics and have divided it too Pros and Cons:

Pros

1. Wavy, lush hair.
2. Creates tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball.
3. The fact that he is a tremendous sore loser not very relevant.
4. He has total control of all his motor functions.
5. His shoes make squeaky sounds.

Cons

1. Speaks fluent German.
2. Possibly only the 2nd best player on clay courts.
3. Can't defeat anyone without the use of a racket and a tennis ball on a court.
4. Weakened knees due to falling on them in victory many times a year.
5. Footwork not good enough to make a 200km/h serve with his weaker right foot.

I still don't know whether his pros outweigh the cons but I do know that he is the perfect man...but perhaps too perfect.

Vitas still > God

Vitas > God

First Post by JC

Doesn't this pic make you go BBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

We're expanding (like that Korean Penis)

Chak Force 5 is making a band to expand our horizons and hopefully, yours. But before we do that we're gonna need a name for it so far we (I'm) leaning towards Rajie Raj and the Funky Bunch, but there are suggestions for The Backseat Boys.

We're also not sure of our musical direction and none of us has musical talent. Zilch. Tak ada. or CMI (cannot make it). We've got previews on our artistic pseudonyms for our loyal Chakers, for instance Gandy will be taking the mantle of G-Mastah Funk while Dakut will be Dakut.

Its still a long way away however but when we do make our album, we hope all of your Chakers will support us so don't be surprised if you see prototype lyrics being posted. Until then however, THE ILLUSION OF PHOTOSHOP.

KOREAN PENIS!

OMG!!!1111oneoneeleven

OMFG THEY MADE A MOVIE OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS 4 TRAILER.
THE TRAILER WAS GOOD BUT HOW ARE THEY GONNA EXPAND IT INTO A FULL-LENGTH FILM.

The beloved trailer converted into full distinct scenes, and they even added scenes that were NOT IN THE TRAILER!

I hope they used Paul Walker and Vin Diesel from the trailer but I heard that the movie will draw heavily from the trailer's source material! So they might even use lines directly from the trailer! WOO!

Sad

It is sad when a fellow blogger (in this case, Zarul De Korte) changes the post of that of another blogger in an attempt to make his team look good.

I will not attempt to repeat myself, because it'll inevitably be "corrected" once more.

So yea, less QQ more Pew Pew.

WHY ARE SPURS SO AMAZAZING(LY LUCKY)?

Before I begin ranting on about how awesome(ly lucky) spurs performed that day, I'm sorry to the Chelsea fans who had to witness that amazing goal.

But seriously la, WTF. That goal was like the embodiment of placing(Not really, Lampard has scored better) . It was(n't) placed so well, if placed any better it'd be counted as two goals just cause it's (not) that well placed.

Apart from that, at the other end of the pitch, I swear i thought that Gomes was Cudicini in disguise but when i saw him on the bench, i thought otherwise. It was obviously an actual octopus that had played under the disguise of our usually sucky, butter-fingered, no-mans-land-going Gomes. (Cudicini looks so much better than Gomes)

Oh, today is one of our Chak force 5's Birthday, Happy Birthday Edwin, whom few aren't aware (even him) that he's under trial to join our very prestige, one of a kind circle of men.

WHY IS TOTTENHAM SUCH A BITCH?

CARLO WAS SITTING ON THE WRONG BENCH, THIS CAUSED CONFUSION AMONG THE CHELSEA RANKS AND LEAD TO OUR DEFEAT.

DAMN TOTTENHAM FOR RECRUITING OUR CULT HERO. Our beautiful cult hero...

If only everyone was me.

I was reading some story in the news the other day about this guy whose village was razed to the ground, and I just couldn't believe that some mob could just march into a town and destroy all their homes. It really made me think about how much life is better in Malaysia.

We talk always talk about how bad things are in our country but something like that would never happen over here.

At least not if I was there.

Because if they did show up here, I'd be all like, "Fuck you! Go burn down your own village" and you'd know they would go "Who said that? And whoever did must be a bad ass to challenge us burning down their village".

Thus by challenging these raiders, I would give back to the community, become a role model for young people (except the bit of swearing) and most of all I am surely bound to be rewarded with some ass to tap.

Nate Robinson

Once in a blue moon, we see a man of great ability. From Carlo Cudicini to Henrique Hilario, but today we salute a different type of hero, a jumping hero!

The 5ft 9 New York Knicks point guard jumps over the 7ft frame (albeit leaning foward and putting his left arm on his back for an extra boost) of Dwight Howard just to prove that any man, regardless of size, colour and gender would still be man enough to dunk on a 10ft hoop.

12ft hoops are a different matter though.

EVERYTHING IS PINK

WOOO PINK IS AWESOME

Valkyrie

When my friends wanted to see Valkyrie I thought it would involve Gundams, unfortunately it involved none and instead we were going to see Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy and Eddie Izzard playing Germans. However after watching Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, I just can't accept Tom being German, the only thing I can accept is that Tom is a bad ass mofo from the ghetto.

As seen here



I love you Tom, and Xenu and all your thetans. Heil Scientology

A Desperate Plea

No one wants to die alone,
Trapped and Tortured in my garden shed,
So be my valentine