Jessica Biel

I propose a game of paintball. Pic unrelated.

A Post.

Here's an example of a post for some of you who don't know. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Ps : I may not be a Flinstone but i can make your bed rock.

CF5 Idols of the Month (..kinda)

Ehem, before i begin, i'd like to state that we as the 5 + 2 + wtv did so with a very heavy heart, choose Loser.. er, Liverpool FC as our "idol" for the month of May. I find myself unable to accept the fact that they are indeed our or at least MY idol, but alas due to this being outside my power i have no choice to play along. (sorry spurs :( )

Anyways, LIVERPOOL FC is just sooooooooooooooo god. damn. awesome. I mean, leave it to them to concede 4 goals only to score back an equal amount just cause ...they. can. I mean, WOW, they are just the embodiment of ass... pardon, awesome. Here are some unknown facts about liverpool.

1. Named after a body of water filled with the human organ, "Liver"
2. Each player is required to consume chicken liver oil before each match.
3. Celeb mascot is non other then Liv "The Liver" Tyler

4. Are all recovering alcoholics as an attempt to preserve their livers.
5. Are very very veeeery liver orientated.

Aiya, go liverpool. You are like the red army! (Note : the russian reference has nothing to do with Arshavin scoring 4 goals at Anfield HAHA)

Life is like a delicate flower.

Today is a good day. Good days be days where one learns the true meaning of life. Which means today we learnt the meaning of life. Duh. And i quote "LIFE. is like a delicate flower, we must take care of it" It's so simple. Straight to the point. These words we uttered by Zain ..otherwise known as Zaain. Who would've thought we'd learn THE greatest lesson from him.

Thank you Zain, ...thank you.

If you are ...

The tree = cute
Cute = all powerful
All powerful = ..wtv.

Are you bored? ^^

HI RAJA, ARE YOU BORED?! Note : This has nothing to do with Coldplay. This post is infact, focused mainly and trully about the "bored" joke. Coldplay is not apart of this joke. Thank you.

Analyzing Roger Federer

Roger Federer is an idol of mine because of his hair and his ability to create tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball however from his recent form I've been analyzing his characteristics and have divided it too Pros and Cons:

Pros

1. Wavy, lush hair.
2. Creates tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball.
3. The fact that he is a tremendous sore loser not very relevant.
4. He has total control of all his motor functions.
5. His shoes make squeaky sounds.

Cons

1. Speaks fluent German.
2. Possibly only the 2nd best player on clay courts.
3. Can't defeat anyone without the use of a racket and a tennis ball on a court.
4. Weakened knees due to falling on them in victory many times a year.
5. Footwork not good enough to make a 200km/h serve with his weaker right foot.

I still don't know whether his pros outweigh the cons but I do know that he is the perfect man...but perhaps too perfect.

Vitas still > God

Vitas > God

First Post by JC

Doesn't this pic make you go BBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

We're expanding (like that Korean Penis)

Chak Force 5 is making a band to expand our horizons and hopefully, yours. But before we do that we're gonna need a name for it so far we (I'm) leaning towards Rajie Raj and the Funky Bunch, but there are suggestions for The Backseat Boys.

We're also not sure of our musical direction and none of us has musical talent. Zilch. Tak ada. or CMI (cannot make it). We've got previews on our artistic pseudonyms for our loyal Chakers, for instance Gandy will be taking the mantle of G-Mastah Funk while Dakut will be Dakut.

Its still a long way away however but when we do make our album, we hope all of your Chakers will support us so don't be surprised if you see prototype lyrics being posted. Until then however, THE ILLUSION OF PHOTOSHOP.

KOREAN PENIS!

OMG!!!1111oneoneeleven

OMFG THEY MADE A MOVIE OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS 4 TRAILER.
THE TRAILER WAS GOOD BUT HOW ARE THEY GONNA EXPAND IT INTO A FULL-LENGTH FILM.

The beloved trailer converted into full distinct scenes, and they even added scenes that were NOT IN THE TRAILER!

I hope they used Paul Walker and Vin Diesel from the trailer but I heard that the movie will draw heavily from the trailer's source material! So they might even use lines directly from the trailer! WOO!