Nate Robinson

Once in a blue moon, we see a man of great ability. From Carlo Cudicini to Henrique Hilario, but today we salute a different type of hero, a jumping hero!

The 5ft 9 New York Knicks point guard jumps over the 7ft frame (albeit leaning foward and putting his left arm on his back for an extra boost) of Dwight Howard just to prove that any man, regardless of size, colour and gender would still be man enough to dunk on a 10ft hoop.

12ft hoops are a different matter though.

EVERYTHING IS PINK

WOOO PINK IS AWESOME

Valkyrie

When my friends wanted to see Valkyrie I thought it would involve Gundams, unfortunately it involved none and instead we were going to see Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy and Eddie Izzard playing Germans. However after watching Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, I just can't accept Tom being German, the only thing I can accept is that Tom is a bad ass mofo from the ghetto.

As seen here



I love you Tom, and Xenu and all your thetans. Heil Scientology

A Desperate Plea

No one wants to die alone,
Trapped and Tortured in my garden shed,
So be my valentine

Australia is a bitch continent.

Why does everyone want to go to Australia? Why do they take all the good people? Why can't they just take all the Lala's? I realize most of my posts are angry at things, and I've been to Australia and it's ok but I believe Australia is just Koala Lumpur with more white people.

The only thing I learned from Australia is the Dodo conundrum, where I feel like I could fly, but I have no wings : /

But I don't really hate Australia, I don't even feel like writing this, I can't even make a pun, QQ as Gandy would say. Dakut and Joshua are playing the Playstation behind me and they are giving me hell.

I guess what I'm really sad about is that Chui went and that even though I don't really talk to her, I miss her, just as the other Chak Force 5 members do. If you're reading this than, Hello and we wish you well.

JOY

Today, our member Willie Kook obtained his "P" license. It is indeed a marvellous occasion. From now on, this important day will be known as "Oh joy, Wilson got his driver's license today, Day." How do you like that? I like it. It's short and sweet.

Moving on, some members of the ChakForceFive featured in a friendly futsal match against kids from a private school today. The game was excellent, although it was an extremely low scoring one. The score at full time was 5-3. It could have been 5-2, but the opponents scored one more goal, so they had 3.

Well dear fans and readers, this blog has been up for quite a while now. I'm not sure how long exactly, but it feels long. Speaking on behalf of the ChakForceFive, we would like to thank you for your support, and we hope all of you continue to visit our blog. Remember, if the reading stops, the blogging will stop. So, don't stop.

SPANISH PEOPLE SUCK

No I'm not racist. It's just some Spanish people are assholes. Here is my list of the top 5 Spanish assholes of the week.

1. Rafael Nadal. Why can't he just let Federer win one more title? Why is he such a little miser? Didn't he feel anything when Roger cried? I would have just given the title to him there and then.

2. Xabi Alonso. Why couldn't he just be a man and tell the referee that it was not a red card offense and that his team is full of divers? Franky will get his day.

3. Fernando Torres. Why does he love to score goals so much? Why can't he just stop scoring and just let the other team win?

4. Rafael Benitez. His goatee makes him look funny.

5. David Villa. Why didn't he join Chelsea? If only he were there, he could have at least scored a few hat-tricks against Liverpool for us.