Something Speshul

Recently, members of the ChakForce5 had a tennis session. Place? We can't tell because our agent is afraid that fans might flood that area if we reveal it. The session was a success. Pictures and more details will be posted when the gang meets up for a second session.

Love,
Team CF5

Hit her all you want, you are a WARRIOR

My relationships and perceptions with women often get me in trouble, but its funny!

Tribute To Jackson.

We will soon release an album tribute to Michael Jackson.
This album contains 6-7 tunes, including "Indian or chinese, Man in the Curry, Curry Jean, and many more" (our version lah)
It will be available on iTunes only.

What If..

What if I had 80 million pounds to spend.
I wouldn't spend 80 million pounds on someone like Cristiano Ronaldo.
I'd buy food and feed the poor and hungry people in Africa.
That's what I'd do.
I'm not kidding.
Really.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No, I'm not kidding.

Sunday Evening Drive

today, i go dakut hse and play monopoly with ch, rajie raj, ganz and dakut..

i am suggest we play..

i am so damn bored..

and feel like playing it..

so long nvr play edi..

ch bully us la..

we go to his property.. pay 1000..

i broke in actual life.. i broke in game life..

after finish game (ch won la.. he bully.. i sad sad..) we go dakut room eat lasagna..

dakut play some game on his ps3..

i macam so outdated now..

keluar dari kampung..

but until now i never saw that game before..

dont know how it looks like..

but can make character..

we make gandy..

so funny we make until..

funny eyes, funny mouth, funny hair..

we laugh with tear falling from our eyes..

i even choke while drinking water..

haiz.. so sad rite..

finally, we finish the character at midnight 1 am..

we feel quite proud..

wanna see..

of coz i show you..

i categorized as "abnormal" person in my family..

keep on taking the hp and take pictures none stop..

haix.. so damn pity la..

take pictures only ma also kira orang gila edi..

so.. thats my day..

happy day..

gandy of the day

This is not what I really do

How come when I talk to girls on Facebook they don't answer me back? I go on facebook everyday and I say "Hey, what's up?" to girls. The girls don't know me but I just want to be friends and everytime I say "Hey, what's up?" They don't answer me back :( . What do I have to do to get them to answer me back?

P.s I'm not ugly

Be Responsible

Drinking too much causes 2 very negative effects to people
1. It ruins your memory
2. I can't remember the other one

Pedophiles

New case of child abuse.

Guess what's the common thing in all of it?

THEY'RE ALL UGLY!!!

P.S. Teach your children to stay away from ugly people. If the parent is ugly, fail.

EVENT

Mawi Soundcheck on the 20th June 2009. Be there or be squared.

It's simple. He prefers pink =D

WE GOT ROBBED

WHY DOESN'T GOD LIKE THE COLOUR BLUE?

Caution

The ChakForce5 is aware of pork flu. We care.

To protect yourself:

1) Wash your hands

2) Avoid eating raw pork

3) Avoid talking with/touching sick-looking people

4) See a doctor if you look sick, think you're sick, feel sick etc;

5) Wear a mask. It doesn't matter where. School, Shopping Mall, Hotel, Inside The Car, In Your House etc;

6) Wash your hands again after that.

We suggest you follow the steps mentioned above unless you wanna end up like that guy in the picture.

Love,

Team ChakForceFive

Jessica Biel

I propose a game of paintball. Pic unrelated.

A Post.

Here's an example of a post for some of you who don't know. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Ps : I may not be a Flinstone but i can make your bed rock.

CF5 Idols of the Month (..kinda)

Ehem, before i begin, i'd like to state that we as the 5 + 2 + wtv did so with a very heavy heart, choose Loser.. er, Liverpool FC as our "idol" for the month of May. I find myself unable to accept the fact that they are indeed our or at least MY idol, but alas due to this being outside my power i have no choice to play along. (sorry spurs :( )

Anyways, LIVERPOOL FC is just sooooooooooooooo god. damn. awesome. I mean, leave it to them to concede 4 goals only to score back an equal amount just cause ...they. can. I mean, WOW, they are just the embodiment of ass... pardon, awesome. Here are some unknown facts about liverpool.

1. Named after a body of water filled with the human organ, "Liver"
2. Each player is required to consume chicken liver oil before each match.
3. Celeb mascot is non other then Liv "The Liver" Tyler

4. Are all recovering alcoholics as an attempt to preserve their livers.
5. Are very very veeeery liver orientated.

Aiya, go liverpool. You are like the red army! (Note : the russian reference has nothing to do with Arshavin scoring 4 goals at Anfield HAHA)

Life is like a delicate flower.

Today is a good day. Good days be days where one learns the true meaning of life. Which means today we learnt the meaning of life. Duh. And i quote "LIFE. is like a delicate flower, we must take care of it" It's so simple. Straight to the point. These words we uttered by Zain ..otherwise known as Zaain. Who would've thought we'd learn THE greatest lesson from him.

Thank you Zain, ...thank you.

If you are ...

The tree = cute
Cute = all powerful
All powerful = ..wtv.

Are you bored? ^^

HI RAJA, ARE YOU BORED?! Note : This has nothing to do with Coldplay. This post is infact, focused mainly and trully about the "bored" joke. Coldplay is not apart of this joke. Thank you.

Analyzing Roger Federer

Roger Federer is an idol of mine because of his hair and his ability to create tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball however from his recent form I've been analyzing his characteristics and have divided it too Pros and Cons:

Pros

1. Wavy, lush hair.
2. Creates tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball.
3. The fact that he is a tremendous sore loser not very relevant.
4. He has total control of all his motor functions.
5. His shoes make squeaky sounds.

Cons

1. Speaks fluent German.
2. Possibly only the 2nd best player on clay courts.
3. Can't defeat anyone without the use of a racket and a tennis ball on a court.
4. Weakened knees due to falling on them in victory many times a year.
5. Footwork not good enough to make a 200km/h serve with his weaker right foot.

I still don't know whether his pros outweigh the cons but I do know that he is the perfect man...but perhaps too perfect.

Vitas still > God