Sad

It is sad when a fellow blogger (in this case, Zarul De Korte) changes the post of that of another blogger in an attempt to make his team look good.

I will not attempt to repeat myself, because it'll inevitably be "corrected" once more.

So yea, less QQ more Pew Pew.

WHY ARE SPURS SO AMAZAZING(LY LUCKY)?

Before I begin ranting on about how awesome(ly lucky) spurs performed that day, I'm sorry to the Chelsea fans who had to witness that amazing goal.

But seriously la, WTF. That goal was like the embodiment of placing(Not really, Lampard has scored better) . It was(n't) placed so well, if placed any better it'd be counted as two goals just cause it's (not) that well placed.

Apart from that, at the other end of the pitch, I swear i thought that Gomes was Cudicini in disguise but when i saw him on the bench, i thought otherwise. It was obviously an actual octopus that had played under the disguise of our usually sucky, butter-fingered, no-mans-land-going Gomes. (Cudicini looks so much better than Gomes)

Oh, today is one of our Chak force 5's Birthday, Happy Birthday Edwin, whom few aren't aware (even him) that he's under trial to join our very prestige, one of a kind circle of men.

WHY IS TOTTENHAM SUCH A BITCH?

CARLO WAS SITTING ON THE WRONG BENCH, THIS CAUSED CONFUSION AMONG THE CHELSEA RANKS AND LEAD TO OUR DEFEAT.

DAMN TOTTENHAM FOR RECRUITING OUR CULT HERO. Our beautiful cult hero...

If only everyone was me.

I was reading some story in the news the other day about this guy whose village was razed to the ground, and I just couldn't believe that some mob could just march into a town and destroy all their homes. It really made me think about how much life is better in Malaysia.

We talk always talk about how bad things are in our country but something like that would never happen over here.

At least not if I was there.

Because if they did show up here, I'd be all like, "Fuck you! Go burn down your own village" and you'd know they would go "Who said that? And whoever did must be a bad ass to challenge us burning down their village".

Thus by challenging these raiders, I would give back to the community, become a role model for young people (except the bit of swearing) and most of all I am surely bound to be rewarded with some ass to tap.

Nate Robinson

Once in a blue moon, we see a man of great ability. From Carlo Cudicini to Henrique Hilario, but today we salute a different type of hero, a jumping hero!

The 5ft 9 New York Knicks point guard jumps over the 7ft frame (albeit leaning foward and putting his left arm on his back for an extra boost) of Dwight Howard just to prove that any man, regardless of size, colour and gender would still be man enough to dunk on a 10ft hoop.

12ft hoops are a different matter though.

EVERYTHING IS PINK

WOOO PINK IS AWESOME

Valkyrie

When my friends wanted to see Valkyrie I thought it would involve Gundams, unfortunately it involved none and instead we were going to see Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy and Eddie Izzard playing Germans. However after watching Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, I just can't accept Tom being German, the only thing I can accept is that Tom is a bad ass mofo from the ghetto.

As seen here



I love you Tom, and Xenu and all your thetans. Heil Scientology

A Desperate Plea

No one wants to die alone,
Trapped and Tortured in my garden shed,
So be my valentine

Australia is a bitch continent.

Why does everyone want to go to Australia? Why do they take all the good people? Why can't they just take all the Lala's? I realize most of my posts are angry at things, and I've been to Australia and it's ok but I believe Australia is just Koala Lumpur with more white people.

The only thing I learned from Australia is the Dodo conundrum, where I feel like I could fly, but I have no wings : /

But I don't really hate Australia, I don't even feel like writing this, I can't even make a pun, QQ as Gandy would say. Dakut and Joshua are playing the Playstation behind me and they are giving me hell.

I guess what I'm really sad about is that Chui went and that even though I don't really talk to her, I miss her, just as the other Chak Force 5 members do. If you're reading this than, Hello and we wish you well.

JOY

Today, our member Willie Kook obtained his "P" license. It is indeed a marvellous occasion. From now on, this important day will be known as "Oh joy, Wilson got his driver's license today, Day." How do you like that? I like it. It's short and sweet.

Moving on, some members of the ChakForceFive featured in a friendly futsal match against kids from a private school today. The game was excellent, although it was an extremely low scoring one. The score at full time was 5-3. It could have been 5-2, but the opponents scored one more goal, so they had 3.

Well dear fans and readers, this blog has been up for quite a while now. I'm not sure how long exactly, but it feels long. Speaking on behalf of the ChakForceFive, we would like to thank you for your support, and we hope all of you continue to visit our blog. Remember, if the reading stops, the blogging will stop. So, don't stop.

SPANISH PEOPLE SUCK

No I'm not racist. It's just some Spanish people are assholes. Here is my list of the top 5 Spanish assholes of the week.

1. Rafael Nadal. Why can't he just let Federer win one more title? Why is he such a little miser? Didn't he feel anything when Roger cried? I would have just given the title to him there and then.

2. Xabi Alonso. Why couldn't he just be a man and tell the referee that it was not a red card offense and that his team is full of divers? Franky will get his day.

3. Fernando Torres. Why does he love to score goals so much? Why can't he just stop scoring and just let the other team win?

4. Rafael Benitez. His goatee makes him look funny.

5. David Villa. Why didn't he join Chelsea? If only he were there, he could have at least scored a few hat-tricks against Liverpool for us.

O Fallen Guardian

Once there was a man so graceful and elegant, so agile and strong.
But now this man is but a shadow of his former self.
For once he was a great custodian thwarting the many assaults on his bastion,
But now he has betrayed his Blue brothers,
And joined the White fodder in search of a better future.

O Carlo, Your golden gloves will not be forgotten.
Thank you for your years of service and all of us at Chak Force 5 wish you well.

CELEBRATE THE DAY

January 23rd is a great day and wiki-ing it proves it, there's :

1. 1. The Chinese Communist Party stages a self-immolation in Tiananmen Square to frame Falun Gong and escalate the persecution.
2. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts its first members: Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Fats Domino, the Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis Presley.
3. My birthday.
   

Outlander

Outlander is fucking stupid.
There are only two redeeming factors about that movie.

1. The main character, in certain angles, looks like Frank Lampard.



Franky is the one on the left in the Chelsea away kit if you are unsure. I should get that kit.
(Yes I know, I suck at placing things, not in that way though.)

2. There is a character named Boromir.

Hurrah

Dear readers. I just recovered my gmail password. I'm so happy

:D

Faggot Guy

1. You're such a faggot that if one's eyesight was inversely proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would have very poor eyes, and may be unable to safely drive without glasses.
2. You're such a faggot that if there were a country comprised soley of faggots, you would have a passport to enter said country.
3. You're such a faggot that were there a breakfast cereal specifically for faggots, you would often eat it, but not so often that it became unhealthy.
4. You're such a faggot that were there one of Santa's reindeer that was a faggot, you would play said reindeer in a Christmas school play when you were five, provided you attended a non-secular school.
5. You're such a faggot that if one's income was directly proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would feel relatively financially stable, and would enjoy many luxuries.

An Open Letter to My Buddy, God.

Dear God,
What up bro? I know we don't hang that much but dude, I just wanted to say thanks for Neil Patrick Harris. I mean dude you've made some fucked up shit once in a while (i.e War, Cancer and Yam flavoured ice-cream) but sometimes you do these things that make me smile, so thanks for NPH in this awesome internet muscial "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
(P.s. I personally enjoyed On The Rise and Brand New Day the most)

Your bro,
Me

Supplementary steps to enhance audio output.

The following post will generally produce the output of a more sharpened and amplified song. Previews not far below.

Tools that will be used/installed :

• Winamp [direct link]
• Enhancer 0.17 (A Winamp plugin) [direct link]

Preview (First minute: 48kbps, wma, non enhanced/Second minute: 48kbps, wma, enhanced) [Windows Movie Maker did a bad but stable job on this one]

Firstly, you must have Winamp installed. If you haven't, head on to this link or click here for the direct link. 

After installing, you will need to get the plugin mentioned above. Link here or direct link here. Install after downloading it.

Part I: Applying the DSP

1. Now, after both are installed, head on to the Preference window, (Ctrl+P while Winamp window is active, or selecting Option->Preference on the main window) then scroll down on the pane on the left until you find DSP/Effect under the category of Plug-ins. 
2. Select Enhancer v0.17 [dsp_enh.dll]. Anything highlighted means it's currently active. 
3. A window should pop-up(emailware). Select Cancel and you should see a few sliders. 
4. To enable these settings, turn on the Enhancer by first clicking, Power. [Select Boost if you want it]
5. Select Preset then choose General improvements. You may customise the sliders whenever you feel like it. [Turn off Boost if effects get too sharp or pull the slider leftwards]

You will notice the improved 'quality' of your audio after applying the DSP.

Now, you may want to 'save' these settings to be transfered to your portable audio player, to do so, continue on to the second part.

(Optional)Part II: 'Saving' the effects

1. Apply the DSP/Effects you want to your current liking.
2. Open the Preference window, then select Output.
3. Now, select "Nullsoft Disk Writer v2.14 [out_disk.dll]. (Highlighted means active)
4. Select Configure.
5. Change the directory to wherever you like.
6. Uncheck everything, then select Ok. This will make winamp churn out a raw .wav file with the Enhancer's settings on the original audio. [Caution: The next step will produce a bloat file ~50MB](Customise where needed; Save as dialog, Convert to format,etc)
7. Play the song you would like to apply the effect on. Winamp will show that it's playing but at a faster speed and no sound will be heard.
8. Press Stop when the song is done. 
9. Navigate to the folder where you saved your song. You should be able to see the new .wav audio file. 
10. Load this .wav into Winamp and follow my previous post and convert it to your desired format/kbps.
11. Load the output .wma/.aac/.ogg/.flac into your music player then clean all temporary files created(.wav and .wma/aac/ogg/flac).

Notes;

If you want to have your audio back instead of Writing every song, Navigate to Preference->Output->"Nullsoft DirectSound Output v2.47 [out_ds.dll] (WinXP/Vista/7) or "Nullsoft WaveOut Output v2.11 [out_wave.dll] (Win95/98).

Congratulations. End of tutorial. Enjoy your toned up songs.

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Haw Haw Haw

I've just completed my exams not too long ago. I've missed all of you (readers) so dearly, and I'm sure you missed me too <3

Stay tuned for more posts by ME.

Willie Kook

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When I realized this today I nearly died.
Brock = Brock (Barack) Obama
What TM does he give you when you beat him? BIDE. FUCKING BIDE. JOE BIDEN
BROCK AND BIDE
BARACK AND BIDEN ‘08