Chak Force Five

Bass Boost with YOU WA SHOCK! for Winamp

2010-07-07T13:12:00.005+08:00

A simple DSP that adds more bass to the audio. Has 4 different presets. Adjust knob to change intensity of preset. Really simple GUI. Nothing much to say really.

Works very nicely with MultiDSP-> Enhancer v017 + WideSound

Also works great for cheap headsets I suppose if there's no bass in them headpieces.

Link: http://www.winamp.com/plugin/you-wa-shock-/221523

Stupid videos are not a crime

2010-05-17T03:49:00.006+08:00

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

2010-05-12T23:18:00.003+08:00

A Tragic Death

Rico!, more commonly known as, Rico! died on the inside on April 2nd 2010 leaving behind his friends and shit.

The 20 year old, was said to have died due to a Poker Face overdose. A new student to Deakin University, Harris moved to Melbourne, February 2010 and started to settle down in Burwood East. He lived with his sister and brother-in-law both of whom did not suspect anything was wrong with the youngster when they started living abroad.

In quiet, Harris was suffering from extreme depression and resulted to heavy use of Lady Gaga music, more commonly known as "the shit". After a post-mortem, doctors confirmed that this was the cause of his tragic death. He was said to have listened to the album The Fame over 8 times.

In other news, all semblance of order or purpose are symptoms of the sickness of man's ego mad mind. Sense is not possible until the end.

PseudoSurround with Widesound DSP for Winamp

2009-09-30T20:51:00.004+08:00

So yeah, another neat plugin that adds a delay then mixes both L/R channels to produce a false surround effect. Tested mainly on headphones, speakers produce awkward effects.

Get: http://www.winamp.com/plugins/download/221909

Info: http://users.atw.hu/tihany/plugin/wshome.html

Gandy's Sex is on Fire

2009-09-28T03:14:00.002+08:00

It's fucking cold here and it's not even winter yet : /

Other than that Manchester is beautiful, haven't explored all of it yet though.

British people walk fast even when they aren't in rush to get somewhere, even the crippled dude walked faster than me. Or maybe I'm just very slow.

Lectures are wordy and the halls are comfy, thank god I don't take anymore classes with numbers, I failed maths so many times I can't even count.

Their accent here is still quite cryptic to me and their slangs are confusing, thus when they talk to me I always have to draw on my immense English vocabulary and say nothing and just nod as though I understand.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

Beyonce does have the best video ever.

2009-09-18T01:54:00.002+08:00

Got to Manchester safely, long flight, spent most of it in the plane's toilet, its comfier than the normal seats.

Drove up from London, 3 hours. Checked in, went shopping, now stoning.

Stone.

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.

2009-09-13T04:08:00.002+08:00

Manchester for 3 years, Law degree.

Will return whenever possible.

Won't miss any of you (because you probably won't miss me :P)

Will still update when plagiarism is cool again.

All right then, bye bye now.

<3 OTTERS

2009-08-08T00:42:00.001+08:00

I WISH I WAS AN OTTER

Something Speshul

2009-07-08T11:31:00.003+08:00

Recently, members of the ChakForce5 had a tennis session. Place? We can't tell because our agent is afraid that fans might flood that area if we reveal it. The session was a success. Pictures and more details will be posted when the gang meets up for a second session.

Love,
Team CF5

Hit her all you want, you are a WARRIOR

2009-07-04T03:50:00.005+08:00

My relationships and perceptions with women often get me in trouble, but its funny!

Tribute To Jackson.

2009-07-04T01:47:00.004+08:00

We will soon release an album tribute to Michael Jackson.
This album contains 6-7 tunes, including "Indian or chinese, Man in the Curry, Curry Jean, and many more" (our version lah)
It will be available on iTunes only.

What If..

2009-07-04T00:18:00.003+08:00

What if I had 80 million pounds to spend.
I wouldn't spend 80 million pounds on someone like Cristiano Ronaldo.
I'd buy food and feed the poor and hungry people in Africa.
That's what I'd do.
I'm not kidding.
Really.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No, I'm not kidding.

Sunday Evening Drive

2009-06-26T02:08:00.004+08:00

today, i go dakut hse and play monopoly with ch, rajie raj, ganz and dakut..

i am suggest we play..

i am so damn bored..

and feel like playing it..

so long nvr play edi..

ch bully us la..

we go to his property.. pay 1000..

i broke in actual life.. i broke in game life..

after finish game (ch won la.. he bully.. i sad sad..) we go dakut room eat lasagna..

dakut play some game on his ps3..

i macam so outdated now..

keluar dari kampung..

but until now i never saw that game before..

dont know how it looks like..

but can make character..

we make gandy..

so funny we make until..

funny eyes, funny mouth, funny hair..

we laugh with tear falling from our eyes..

i even choke while drinking water..

haiz.. so sad rite..

finally, we finish the character at midnight 1 am..

we feel quite proud..

wanna see..

of coz i show you..

i categorized as "abnormal" person in my family..

keep on taking the hp and take pictures none stop..

haix.. so damn pity la..

take pictures only ma also kira orang gila edi..

so.. thats my day..

happy day..

gandy of the day

This is not what I really do

2009-06-23T19:26:00.002+08:00

How come when I talk to girls on Facebook they don't answer me back? I go on facebook everyday and I say "Hey, what's up?" to girls. The girls don't know me but I just want to be friends and everytime I say "Hey, what's up?" They don't answer me back :( . What do I have to do to get them to answer me back?

P.s I'm not ugly

Be Responsible

2009-06-15T15:06:00.003+08:00

Drinking too much causes 2 very negative effects to people
1. It ruins your memory
2. I can't remember the other one

Pedophiles

2009-06-15T03:10:00.004+08:00

New case of child abuse.

Guess what's the common thing in all of it?

THEY'RE ALL UGLY!!!

P.S. Teach your children to stay away from ugly people. If the parent is ugly, fail.

EVENT

2009-05-15T02:58:00.002+08:00

Mawi Soundcheck on the 20th June 2009. Be there or be squared.

2009-05-07T17:46:00.002+08:00

It's simple. He prefers pink =D

WE GOT ROBBED

2009-05-07T15:31:00.002+08:00

WHY DOESN'T GOD LIKE THE COLOUR BLUE?

Caution

2009-05-06T10:21:00.003+08:00

The ChakForce5 is aware of pork flu. We care.

To protect yourself:

1) Wash your hands

2) Avoid eating raw pork

3) Avoid talking with/touching sick-looking people

4) See a doctor if you look sick, think you're sick, feel sick etc;

5) Wear a mask. It doesn't matter where. School, Shopping Mall, Hotel, Inside The Car, In Your House etc;

6) Wash your hands again after that.

We suggest you follow the steps mentioned above unless you wanna end up like that guy in the picture.

Love,

Team ChakForceFive

Jessica Biel

2009-04-28T15:43:00.004+08:00

I propose a game of paintball. Pic unrelated.

A Post.

2009-04-25T16:35:00.001+08:00

Here's an example of a post for some of you who don't know. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Ps : I may not be a Flinstone but i can make your bed rock.

CF5 Idols of the Month (..kinda)

2009-04-23T16:47:00.005+08:00

Ehem, before i begin, i'd like to state that we as the 5 + 2 + wtv did so with a very heavy heart, choose Loser.. er, Liverpool FC as our "idol" for the month of May. I find myself unable to accept the fact that they are indeed our or at least MY idol, but alas due to this being outside my power i have no choice to play along. (sorry spurs :( )

Anyways, LIVERPOOL FC is just sooooooooooooooo god. damn. awesome. I mean, leave it to them to concede 4 goals only to score back an equal amount just cause ...they. can. I mean, WOW, they are just the embodiment of ass... pardon, awesome. Here are some unknown facts about liverpool.

1. Named after a body of water filled with the human organ, "Liver"
2. Each player is required to consume chicken liver oil before each match.
3. Celeb mascot is non other then Liv "The Liver" Tyler

4. Are all recovering alcoholics as an attempt to preserve their livers.
5. Are very very veeeery liver orientated.

Aiya, go liverpool. You are like the red army! (Note : the russian reference has nothing to do with Arshavin scoring 4 goals at Anfield HAHA)

Life is like a delicate flower.

2009-04-19T02:34:00.001+08:00

Today is a good day. Good days be days where one learns the true meaning of life. Which means today we learnt the meaning of life. Duh. And i quote "LIFE. is like a delicate flower, we must take care of it" It's so simple. Straight to the point. These words we uttered by Zain ..otherwise known as Zaain. Who would've thought we'd learn THE greatest lesson from him.

Thank you Zain, ...thank you.

If you are ...

2009-04-19T02:30:00.003+08:00

The tree = cute
Cute = all powerful
All powerful = ..wtv.

Are you bored? ^^

2009-04-19T02:26:00.003+08:00

HI RAJA, ARE YOU BORED?! Note : This has nothing to do with Coldplay. This post is infact, focused mainly and trully about the "bored" joke. Coldplay is not apart of this joke. Thank you.

Analyzing Roger Federer

2009-04-12T20:36:00.003+08:00

Roger Federer is an idol of mine because of his hair and his ability to create tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball however from his recent form I've been analyzing his characteristics and have divided it too Pros and Cons:

Pros

Wavy, lush hair.
Creates tremendous topspin by just looking at a tennis ball.
The fact that he is a tremendous sore loser not very relevant.
He has total control of all his motor functions.
His shoes make squeaky sounds.

Cons

Speaks fluent German.
Possibly only the 2nd best player on clay courts.
Can't defeat anyone without the use of a racket and a tennis ball on a court.
Weakened knees due to falling on them in victory many times a year.
Footwork not good enough to make a 200km/h serve with his weaker right foot.

I still don't know whether his pros outweigh the cons but I do know that he is the perfect man...but perhaps too perfect.

Vitas still > God

2009-04-09T02:25:00.000+08:00

Vitas > God

2009-04-09T02:11:00.003+08:00

First Post by JC

2009-04-09T02:07:00.004+08:00

Doesn't this pic make you go BBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

We're expanding (like that Korean Penis)

2009-04-07T19:12:00.002+08:00

Chak Force 5 is making a band to expand our horizons and hopefully, yours. But before we do that we're gonna need a name for it so far we (I'm) leaning towards Rajie Raj and the Funky Bunch, but there are suggestions for The Backseat Boys.

We're also not sure of our musical direction and none of us has musical talent. Zilch. Tak ada. or CMI (cannot make it). We've got previews on our artistic pseudonyms for our loyal Chakers, for instance Gandy will be taking the mantle of G-Mastah Funk while Dakut will be Dakut.

Its still a long way away however but when we do make our album, we hope all of your Chakers will support us so don't be surprised if you see prototype lyrics being posted. Until then however, THE ILLUSION OF PHOTOSHOP.

KOREAN PENIS!

OMG!!!1111oneoneeleven

2009-04-05T22:38:00.002+08:00

OMFG THEY MADE A MOVIE OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS 4 TRAILER.
THE TRAILER WAS GOOD BUT HOW ARE THEY GONNA EXPAND IT INTO A FULL-LENGTH FILM.

The beloved trailer converted into full distinct scenes, and they even added scenes that were NOT IN THE TRAILER!

I hope they used Paul Walker and Vin Diesel from the trailer but I heard that the movie will draw heavily from the trailer's source material! So they might even use lines directly from the trailer! WOO!

Sad

2009-03-26T00:35:00.003+08:00

It is sad when a fellow blogger (in this case, Zarul De Korte) changes the post of that of another blogger in an attempt to make his team look good.

I will not attempt to repeat myself, because it'll inevitably be "corrected" once more.

So yea, less QQ more Pew Pew.

WHY ARE SPURS SO AMAZAZING(LY LUCKY)?

2009-03-24T21:12:00.003+08:00

Before I begin ranting on about how awesome(ly lucky) spurs performed that day, I'm sorry to the Chelsea fans who had to witness that amazing goal.

But seriously la, WTF. That goal was like the embodiment of placing(Not really, Lampard has scored better) . It was(n't) placed so well, if placed any better it'd be counted as two goals just cause it's (not) that well placed.

Apart from that, at the other end of the pitch, I swear i thought that Gomes was Cudicini in disguise but when i saw him on the bench, i thought otherwise. It was obviously an actual octopus that had played under the disguise of our usually sucky, butter-fingered, no-mans-land-going Gomes. (Cudicini looks so much better than Gomes)

Oh, today is one of our Chak force 5's Birthday, Happy Birthday Edwin, whom few aren't aware (even him) that he's under trial to join our very prestige, one of a kind circle of men.

WHY IS TOTTENHAM SUCH A BITCH?

2009-03-22T10:10:00.002+08:00

CARLO WAS SITTING ON THE WRONG BENCH, THIS CAUSED CONFUSION AMONG THE CHELSEA RANKS AND LEAD TO OUR DEFEAT.

DAMN TOTTENHAM FOR RECRUITING OUR CULT HERO. Our beautiful cult hero...

If only everyone was me.

2009-03-03T18:56:00.005+08:00

I was reading some story in the news the other day about this guy whose village was razed to the ground, and I just couldn't believe that some mob could just march into a town and destroy all their homes. It really made me think about how much life is better in Malaysia.

We talk always talk about how bad things are in our country but something like that would never happen over here.

At least not if I was there.

Because if they did show up here, I'd be all like, "Fuck you! Go burn down your own village" and you'd know they would go "Who said that? And whoever did must be a bad ass to challenge us burning down their village".

Thus by challenging these raiders, I would give back to the community, become a role model for young people (except the bit of swearing) and most of all I am surely bound to be rewarded with some ass to tap.

Nate Robinson

2009-02-21T22:04:00.003+08:00

Once in a blue moon, we see a man of great ability. From Carlo Cudicini to Henrique Hilario, but today we salute a different type of hero, a jumping hero!

The 5ft 9 New York Knicks point guard jumps over the 7ft frame (albeit leaning foward and putting his left arm on his back for an extra boost) of Dwight Howard just to prove that any man, regardless of size, colour and gender would still be man enough to dunk on a 10ft hoop.

12ft hoops are a different matter though.

EVERYTHING IS PINK

2009-02-18T22:38:00.001+08:00

WOOO PINK IS AWESOME

Valkyrie

2009-02-15T20:10:00.003+08:00

When my friends wanted to see Valkyrie I thought it would involve Gundams, unfortunately it involved none and instead we were going to see Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy and Eddie Izzard playing Germans. However after watching Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, I just can't accept Tom being German, the only thing I can accept is that Tom is a bad ass mofo from the ghetto.

As seen here

I love you Tom, and Xenu and all your thetans. Heil Scientology

A Desperate Plea

2009-02-15T00:05:00.001+08:00

No one wants to die alone,
Trapped and Tortured in my garden shed,
So be my valentine

Australia is a bitch continent.

2009-02-09T20:47:00.002+08:00

Why does everyone want to go to Australia? Why do they take all the good people? Why can't they just take all the Lala's? I realize most of my posts are angry at things, and I've been to Australia and it's ok but I believe Australia is just Koala Lumpur with more white people.

The only thing I learned from Australia is the Dodo conundrum, where I feel like I could fly, but I have no wings : /

But I don't really hate Australia, I don't even feel like writing this, I can't even make a pun, QQ as Gandy would say. Dakut and Joshua are playing the Playstation behind me and they are giving me hell.

I guess what I'm really sad about is that Chui went and that even though I don't really talk to her, I miss her, just as the other Chak Force 5 members do. If you're reading this than, Hello and we wish you well.

JOY

2009-02-02T22:24:00.002+08:00

Today, our member Willie Kook obtained his "P" license. It is indeed a marvellous occasion. From now on, this important day will be known as "Oh joy, Wilson got his driver's license today, Day." How do you like that? I like it. It's short and sweet.

Moving on, some members of the ChakForceFive featured in a friendly futsal match against kids from a private school today. The game was excellent, although it was an extremely low scoring one. The score at full time was 5-3. It could have been 5-2, but the opponents scored one more goal, so they had 3.

Well dear fans and readers, this blog has been up for quite a while now. I'm not sure how long exactly, but it feels long. Speaking on behalf of the ChakForceFive, we would like to thank you for your support, and we hope all of you continue to visit our blog. Remember, if the reading stops, the blogging will stop. So, don't stop.

SPANISH PEOPLE SUCK

2009-02-02T19:17:00.002+08:00

No I'm not racist. It's just some Spanish people are assholes. Here is my list of the top 5 Spanish assholes of the week.

1. Rafael Nadal. Why can't he just let Federer win one more title? Why is he such a little miser? Didn't he feel anything when Roger cried? I would have just given the title to him there and then.

2. Xabi Alonso. Why couldn't he just be a man and tell the referee that it was not a red card offense and that his team is full of divers? Franky will get his day.

3. Fernando Torres. Why does he love to score goals so much? Why can't he just stop scoring and just let the other team win?

4. Rafael Benitez. His goatee makes him look funny.

5. David Villa. Why didn't he join Chelsea? If only he were there, he could have at least scored a few hat-tricks against Liverpool for us.

O Fallen Guardian

2009-01-26T21:53:00.004+08:00

Once there was a man so graceful and elegant, so agile and strong.
But now this man is but a shadow of his former self.
For once he was a great custodian thwarting the many assaults on his bastion,
But now he has betrayed his Blue brothers,
And joined the White fodder in search of a better future.

O Carlo, Your golden gloves will not be forgotten.
Thank you for your years of service and all of us at Chak Force 5 wish you well.

CELEBRATE THE DAY

2009-01-23T22:24:00.004+08:00

January 23rd is a great day and wiki-ing it proves it, there's :

1. The Chinese Communist Party stages a self-immolation in Tiananmen Square to frame Falun Gong and escalate the persecution.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts its first members: Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, Fats Domino, the Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis Presley.
My birthday.

Outlander

2009-01-16T17:29:00.006+08:00

Outlander is fucking stupid.
There are only two redeeming factors about that movie.

1. The main character, in certain angles, looks like Frank Lampard.

Franky is the one on the left in the Chelsea away kit if you are unsure. I should get that kit.
(Yes I know, I suck at placing things, not in that way though.)

2. There is a character named Boromir.

Hurrah

2009-01-15T00:07:00.002+08:00

Dear readers. I just recovered my gmail password. I'm so happy

:D

Faggot Guy

2009-01-12T20:11:00.006+08:00

You're such a faggot that if one's eyesight was inversely proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would have very poor eyes, and may be unable to safely drive without glasses.
You're such a faggot that if there were a country comprised soley of faggots, you would have a passport to enter said country.
You're such a faggot that were there a breakfast cereal specifically for faggots, you would often eat it, but not so often that it became unhealthy.
You're such a faggot that were there one of Santa's reindeer that was a faggot, you would play said reindeer in a Christmas school play when you were five, provided you attended a non-secular school.
You're such a faggot that if one's income was directly proportional to one's level of being a faggot, you would feel relatively financially stable, and would enjoy many luxuries.

An Open Letter to My Buddy, God.

2009-01-11T14:04:00.005+08:00

Dear God,
What up bro? I know we don't hang that much but dude, I just wanted to say thanks for Neil Patrick Harris. I mean dude you've made some fucked up shit once in a while (i.e War, Cancer and Yam flavoured ice-cream) but sometimes you do these things that make me smile, so thanks for NPH in this awesome internet muscial "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
(P.s. I personally enjoyed On The Rise and Brand New Day the most)

Your bro,
Me

Supplementary steps to enhance audio output.

2009-01-07T08:30:00.012+08:00

The following post will generally produce the output of a more sharpened and amplified song. Previews not far below.

Tools that will be used/installed :

Winamp [direct link]
Enhancer 0.17 (A Winamp plugin) [direct link]

Preview (First minute: 48kbps, wma, non enhanced/Second minute: 48kbps, wma, enhanced) [Windows Movie Maker did a bad but stable job on this one]

Firstly, you must have Winamp installed. If you haven't, head on to this link or click here for the direct link.

After installing, you will need to get the plugin mentioned above. Link here or direct link here. Install after downloading it.

Part I: Applying the DSP

Now, after both are installed, head on to the Preference window, (Ctrl+P while Winamp window is active, or selecting Option->Preference on the main window) then scroll down on the pane on the left until you find DSP/Effect under the category of Plug-ins.
Select Enhancer v0.17 [dsp_enh.dll]. Anything highlighted means it's currently active.
A window should pop-up(emailware). Select Cancel and you should see a few sliders.
To enable these settings, turn on the Enhancer by first clicking, Power. [Select Boost if you want it]
Select Preset then choose General improvements. You may customise the sliders whenever you feel like it. [Turn off Boost if effects get too sharp or pull the slider leftwards]

You will notice the improved 'quality' of your audio after applying the DSP.

Now, you may want to 'save' these settings to be transfered to your portable audio player, to do so, continue on to the second part.

(Optional)Part II: 'Saving' the effects

Apply the DSP/Effects you want to your current liking.
Open the Preference window, then select Output.
Now, select "Nullsoft Disk Writer v2.14 [out_disk.dll]. (Highlighted means active)
Select Configure.
Change the directory to wherever you like.
Uncheck everything, then select Ok. This will make winamp churn out a raw .wav file with the Enhancer's settings on the original audio. [Caution: The next step will produce a bloat file ~50MB](Customise where needed; Save as dialog, Convert to format,etc)
Play the song you would like to apply the effect on. Winamp will show that it's playing but at a faster speed and no sound will be heard.
Press Stop when the song is done.
Navigate to the folder where you saved your song. You should be able to see the new .wav audio file.
Load this .wav into Winamp and follow my previous post and convert it to your desired format/kbps.
Load the output .wma/.aac/.ogg/.flac into your music player then clean all temporary files created(.wav and .wma/aac/ogg/flac).

Notes;

If you want to have your audio back instead of Writing every song, Navigate to Preference->Output->"Nullsoft DirectSound Output v2.47 [out_ds.dll] (WinXP/Vista/7) or "Nullsoft WaveOut Output v2.11 [out_wave.dll] (Win95/98).

Congratulations. End of tutorial. Enjoy your toned up songs.

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Haw Haw Haw

2008-11-25T15:05:00.001+08:00

I've just completed my exams not too long ago. I've missed all of you (readers) so dearly, and I'm sure you missed me too <3

Stay tuned for more posts by ME.

Willie Kook

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2008-10-29T21:58:00.007+08:00

When I realized this today I nearly died.
Brock = Brock (Barack) Obama
What TM does he give you when you beat him? BIDE. FUCKING BIDE. JOE BIDEN
BROCK AND BIDE
BARACK AND BIDEN ‘08

We Should Make A Band

2008-10-21T20:50:00.005+08:00

There comes a time in every young adolescents life to think of forming a band for no reason. We should form one. And no Gandy not a Band of Brothers.

But really, I don't care, I just want to make a band with the name "Gay Porn". Imagine this situation.

"Hey, what you doing this weekend?"
"Just going to watch Gay Porn Live, It's gonna be awesome"

Or perhaps, we should take inspiration from the Hymen Holocaust™. Because you ladies know we'd fit that description, don't ya ladies?

Yet there is a part of me that wants to be part of Rajie Raj and The Ass Blasters.With this, I challenge anyone who can come up with a better band name than that.

On an unrelated note. PICTURES FROM THE WINTERNET!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven

The Person Who Talks The Most Often Says The Least

2008-10-17T21:01:00.003+08:00

John McCain is awesome. Why? I don't know, and in fact I don't care, all I know is that exploiting pictures of him with Barack Obama to make racist jokes is fun.

Ah...good old internet.

And this one is for the ladies. What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?

I can't Jelly my penis down your throat.

Please Remain Nervous

2008-10-15T21:11:00.003+08:00

It is drawing closer, and I want to assure everyone that in times of great awesomeness as these, our best choice of action is to be overwhelmed by the awesomeness.

Max Payne is coming out October 17th or is it 16th, and frankly I don't care, I WILL WATCH IT, with long a overcoat and a constipated grin I assure everyone that this film will be McAwesome.

No Payne, No Gain.

Pictures Need Little Explanations

2008-10-13T22:29:00.008+08:00

Spore

2008-10-10T21:16:00.001+08:00

Creature Creator:
I will conquer the world with
Penisorous Rex

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

2008-10-09T21:37:00.004+08:00

A mushroom walked into a bar and the bartender yelled "Hey we don't serve your kind in here". The mushroom said "Why not? I'm a Fun Guy!"

Two muffins are cooking in an oven, and one says to the other "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here" and the other one replies "OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN"

A plane carrying fifty people caught fire and crashed in a field by a cemetery in Ireland, in an interview with the rescue team they have confirmed they have recovered one thousand one hundred and fifty bodies

How to be an Asshole by an Asshole

2008-10-07T20:11:00.003+08:00

Walk into an elevator without turning around to face the door
Stare at someone until they look over, then quickly look away without making eye contact. Repeat.
When you go to shake someone's hand, don't squeeze AT ALL, let your hand stay completely limp and don't move it, keep it still so they have to move it up and down.
Rub yourself. Always. Just don't ever stop rubbing yourself.
Say you like consensual sex in the missionary position.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
Do not use vowels.
Jump off a building head-first. Repeat.

Sayings of Mine and the Winternets

2008-10-05T00:35:00.002+08:00

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kind of the same thing
Are you into domestic violence? Because Id hit that.
Fact: pedophilia jokes are only fun until someone tells you they were molested when they were a kid, then it becomes twice as fun
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch that ass.
If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as to this one?

On reducing file size for mp3 files.

2008-10-04T14:58:00.012+08:00

So first off yeh, this post will be about how to reduce your music file sizes by 70% tops(3x more music on your music players!) or 15% depending on the bitrate, without significant quality reduction on 70% yeh ?

So if your interested read on yeh ?

Figure 1 : File size before conversionFigure 2 : File size after conversion

Results:

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.wma(96kbps, 2,525KB, streamable)

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.aac (96kbps, 2,500KB)

System Of A Down - Chop Suey.mp3(320kbps, 8,322KB, streamable)

The objective is to convert the older mp3 file format, to either newer format, aac or wma, and to lower the bitrate. Yeh ?

Materials needed would be Winamp (preferably 5.54) and your mp3 file (a 320kbps would be able to shave 70%, 128kbps with only up to 15%).

Procedure :

1. Open your winamp, if you don't already have it, you can get it at http://www.winamp.com/player.

2. Add your music file into the playlist. [Shortcut Key : L]

3. Right click the file in the playlist, select Send To: , then choose Format Converter.

4. Here you would have a choice, either you want to choose the Apple's AAC format [iPod compatible] or Window's WMA format. They both would end up the same-ish. If your choosing WMA proceed to section Procedure[A]: else if your choosing AAC then proceed to Procedure[B]: .

*Note* Some older music players might have compatiblity issues with the AAC file format, lower bitrates, and the newer WMA 10.0 encoding format.

Procedure[A] :

1. After you have the Format Converter Configuration windows open, set the configuration as follow.Figure 3 : Configuration for WMA format

2. Customise where needed then press Ok.

3. The output file would be in .wma format and the size would have a significant change without audible quality loss.

Procedure[B] :

1. After you have the Format Converter Configuration windows open, set the configuration as follow.Figure 4 : Configuration for AAC format

2. Customise where needed then press Ok.

3. The output file would be in .aac format and the size would have a significant change without audible quality loss.

Discussion:

On the older music players should the problem of File Format Error occur, change the Encoder Format to Windows Media Audio 9.2.

Conclusion:

The newer WMA,AAC format > MP3 format.

I personally choose 48kbps as my bitrate as I don't use earphones much. This saves me 85% size and 6x more songs :/ compared to 96kbps.

Fin.

VITAS

2008-09-28T00:29:00.002+08:00

VITAS IS FAR KING AWESOME. FACT.

HE IS NOT ONLY CRAZY AWESOME HOT (SEE PICTURE BELOW)

BUT HE HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL THAT GOES AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH

IT IS AS THOUGH HE HAS MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL FOR THAT VOICE. GOD I AM SO GAY FOR THAT VOICE. THAT IS THE FIRST VOICE I WOULD BE GAY FOR.

VITAS - OPERA 2 IS GODS WAY OF SAYING - HEY FUCK ALL HUMANS THAT ARE NOT VITAS FOR HE IS AWESOME IN THIS SONG.

p.s Caps Lock is cruise control for coolness.

p.p.s It was Dakut's birthday and it sounds gay for me to type this out but...er..happy non gay birthday dakut. NON-GAY NON-GAY NON-GAY.

2008-09-26T21:57:00.001+08:00

Hulk Hogan's Haiku

2008-09-16T12:43:00.001+08:00

Hogan just killed you.
Whatcha gunna do brotha.
Hulkamaniacs.

I Can Write 600 Words About Anything

2008-09-15T20:27:00.001+08:00

In life, every single person belonging to the Homo sapien species—be that person man or woman, boy or girl, adolescent male or adolescent female—has a special (meaning unique and distinct) talent that sets him or her apart from the other persons belonging to that aforementioned group, the Homo sapiens. The particular gift that I have been endowed with? I can write 600 words about any topic assigned to me, no matter what that topic is, without any exception.

In other words: There is nothing I cannot write 600 words about.

Be it antique furniture, Peranakan fusion cuisine, the Alaskan words for snow, tables, the domesticated animal commonly referred to as the cat, our fragile ecosystem, envelopes, the 17th-century Mexican scholar and nun Sor Juana Inés da la Cruz de Asbaje y Ramirez. I need only a piece of paper, a pen—or preferably a pencil—a flat surface (horizontal not vertical), sufficient light, and for my hands not to be bound or somehow incapacitated to write 600 words about any of these topics.

I am even able to write 600 words about how I can write 600 words about anything.

I myself do not even understand how I do it. I mean, so far in less than 20 minutes, and according to the word-count feature available through the pull-down tools menu in my word-processing program, I have already written 230 words. No, not 230 typescript characters, but 230 whole words! And I did it without putting forth the slightest bit of effort. In this way, I am similar to the muskrat, which without effort makes its way through water.

Allow me to explain: The muskrat (Ondatra zibethicus) is a large aquatic rodent native to North America, covered in brown, waterproof fur, with a strong, laterally compressed tail used for propulsion. The muskrat has partially webbed hind paws and small, hand-like front paws. The muskrat is most active at night or near dawn and dusk. It feeds on cattails and other aquatic vegetation, freshwater mussels, frogs, crayfish, and small turtles. Its predators include minks, foxes, coyotes, wolves, lynxes, and large owls. It is also trapped for its fur and, in some communities, its meat.

I would just like to pause briefly right here to remark how I was able, only moments ago, to reach word number 400. Yes, 400.

It is strange, but when I sit in front of my computer, the lower half of my body resting comfortably on a chair, it is almost as if the words, not unlike water from a receptacle, pour out of me. Sure, it is not always easy, as there are moments of difficulty, as when, for example, sometimes—not always, but sometimes, every now and then—I will struggle sentence after sentence to find just the perfect word.

But that's writing—struggling sentence after sentence to find just the perfect word.

It's like 20th-century novelist George Orwell once said, "A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: First. What am I trying to say? Second. What words will express it? Third. What image or idiom will make it clearer? Fourth. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?"

Make that 542, baby. Boo-yah! (544)

In conclusion, grammarians agree that the last 40 words of a 600-word essay are the easiest to write. Even a child, typing, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah" could do it.

There you go. The End.

24th September 2008

2008-09-13T13:01:00.005+08:00

Please make yourselves free on Wednesday, the 24th of September 2008,
from 7.00pm - 10.00pm.
My friends and I are organizing a charity concert in order to raise funds for the Myanmar Cyclone Victims.
The venue will be MPH, Sunway University College.
For more details, contact me at 012-3384564.
Tickets are RM10 each. Please spread the word. We'll have band performances, i.e. Dragon Red; open dance floor. Damn it, we have everything.

Love,
Willie Kook.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

2008-09-11T21:20:00.005+08:00

My life told in someone else's story

Team Fortress in joke (GENTLEMAN)

What The Dark Knight is really about

MSN WENT DOWN TODAY (9/11) THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS WENT DOWN ON 9/11

Coincidence? I THINK NOT

MICROSOFT DID 9/11

Futsal

2008-09-10T18:58:00.000+08:00

EH GUYS FUTSAL THIS FRIDAY - I LAZY SMS OR MSG AND I KNOW YOU GUYS READ THIS BLOG TOO MUCH

4-6

Usual Place

Study Break

2008-09-09T14:37:00.000+08:00

I.Am.So.Bored.

10.days.of.study.break.

need.things.to.do.

please.someone.help.me.do.something.

I always wonder why people horde Mcdonalds, I mean its not even that DELICIOUS as CAKE and it's not that cheap as well, maybe its the clown that draws people to it. One day I will find out why people are "loving it"

That Thing

2008-09-08T23:54:00.003+08:00

Hey guys, remember that thing we promised that we wouldn't do to each other with the cheese? Well, uh, it's hard to explain this to you guys but....Whoopsie.

Let's Play A Game

2008-09-08T21:14:00.002+08:00

Hi, Let's Play A Game. A fun game.

(Edition 2)

S A _ T Y

Fill in the blank(s) with a suitable alphabet in order to complete this word.

-Clues-
1. Wow, I think this salted fish is too salty.
2. Salty salty!
3. Man, this sea water is salty.
4. My sweat tastes salty, hehe.
5. Eeew, you look... salty.
6. Someone, pass me the salt, this dish isn't salty enough.

Best of luck to all of you. Play hard, think hard. Stay tuned to CFF for the next edition of Let's Play A Game.

Love,
Willie Kook

Bruce Lee

2008-09-08T00:03:00.002+08:00

I am going to try to remain calm and keep in mind that you purport to be decent, rational people. As my peers, you supposedly have my best interests at heart. But over the past few days, it has come to my attention that there exists a series of films featuring a man capable of the most unbridled and elegant awesomeness, a man capable of knocking a guy out with a punch started one inch away from his enemy's chest. That I somehow reached my sixteenth year of life without anyone alerting me to this fact is beyond my comprehension and, ultimately, inexcusable.

I have always tried to present myself as the type of person who enjoys watching dudes fight other dudes with iron claws. In the past, many of you have possessed the presence of mind and shown the consideration to inform me about firecrackers, battling robots, and guns that shoot paint—and I appreciate that. But in no way does that justify the fact that you have hidden from me the very information which may be most crucial to my existence: that a man named Bruce Lee can break a guy's leg and arm in two punches and then snap his neck with one arm. These past 17 years have been an utter waste. Do I not look like a person who would benefit from the knowledge that Bruce Lee actually asks people to kick him in the face? How am I to believe anyone cares about me at all when it is the year 2008 and I have only just now, for the first time, watched this man clench his fists and crack all the bones in his body?

The matter of Bruce Lee and his incredible kick-assness should have been brought to my attention months—nay, years—ago. If by no one else, then at least by my parents, who have an obligation to provide me with food, water, and shelter, as well as to make sure I am kept fully abreast of any awesome guys who can punch so fast it's like they have 40 fists. Is this not their responsibility as my guardians and role models? God only knows what long-term effects their negligence will have on me. The tragedy is, it would have been such an easy thing to do. Someone could have simply sat me down and said to me in a calm, clear voice, "Bruce Lee can whip nun chucks around like a hundred times per second." I could have taken it from there.

But for some reason that I cannot fathom, I was kept in the dark. I have been going to school and playing with my friends, and all the while I could have been sitting at home watching someone do a one-handed push-up using only two fingers. And he can. I've seen it, and it's beyond awesome. But Bruce Lee's unquestionable awesomeness is hardly the issue here. I have witnessed him taste his own blood from a wound and then go nuts on this one guy, so it's not up for debate. You say you love me, and yet there is a man who can jump like four feet into the air and kick a guy five times before landing—and you kept it from me. That can hardly be called love. Perhaps you took some kind of sick joy in my ignorance. Maybe all of you have formed a regular gathering of some kind to share a hearty laugh at silly little me, who still thinks Chuck Norris is cool, when there exists in this world another, better guy who actually kills Chuck Norris in one of his movies.

Oh, how you must have laughed. Let me make one thing perfectly clear to avoid any misunderstandings like this in the future: If you know of any men who can casually stand on live cobras while sending a telegram, or scissor kick a dude who's still hanging onto his foot, alert me immediately. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go repeatedly tell everyone I know

SPORE!

2008-09-05T20:10:00.002+08:00

It's finally come! After minutes of waiting, SPORE is out :D
HEHE
HEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
(V^_^)V d(^_^d) <--- see how happy they are :D

Hollywood, What have you done with Dragonball?!?!?!?

2008-09-03T23:06:00.004+08:00

WTF? SERIOUSLY I MEAN IT!

First I should say that I'm not really a fan of Dragonball but seriously what is up with this Albino Vampire and most of all Not Green Piccolo? You know, I usually reserve my judgment until I see the actual film, but I always thought that if there was one popular anime that was going to suck if implemented in real life filmmaking, it's Dragonball.

JUST LOOK AT THAT ALBINO VAMPIRE!

However, there is an anime turned live action movie that is perhaps in my eyes, perfect.

PRINCE OF TENNIS!

IT IS THE SHIZZLE OF ALL NIZZLE!

It's like Shaolin Soccer, but with tennis, and a cast of young Japanese actors who resemble their anime counterparts which is scary and at the same time you got to give them respect for it.

I'm not much of a Jap fan but I'm a huge "WTF LOOK AT WHAT THAT KID CAN DO" fan and this show is full of scenes where I had no choice but exclaim to all those around me and to myself the words WTF LOOK AT WHAT THAT KID CAN DO!

Pillow Fight Equations

2008-09-02T22:52:00.002+08:00

Man V Man = Not Right

Man V Woman = Score

Woman V Woman = AWESOME

Man V Pillow = Crazy

Pillow V Pillow = CRAZY AWESOME!

TAHNIAH

2008-09-01T22:16:00.003+08:00

TAHNIAH.
Anda telah memenangi hadiah mingguan kami bernilai RM300,000. Tekan butang OK untuk menerima hadiah anda. Sila hantarkan no. kad pengenalan, no. telefon rumah, alamat rumah dan deposit RM5,000 ke dalam bank account KuasaChakLima terlebih dahulu.

(OK) (Cancel)

CHAK-FLASH!

2008-09-01T20:37:00.003+08:00

This just in! i have obtained a very interesting photo of a fellow blogger, as you can see from the picture, he is reaching for his crotch. Researchers have clearly indicated that he was about to "break his habit" but different sources say otherwise ..

What do you think he's doing in this picture?

The Weekly Raja

2008-09-01T18:27:00.004+08:00

In this weeks column I’ve got a question from Lim Kok Dakut.

“Dear Raja,
I happen to be in an elevator with a pot-bellied woman at this moment and I’m kind of confused, she says her “water-broke” but how can water break, I mean it can be separated but liquid is impossible to really break. Anyway, what does it mean when she says her “water-broke”? ”

Well first things first, I congratulate you on being a real modern man. Sure, she's got a pot belly, but you're a modern man, you look beyond the outer beauty to see the beauty inside. I’m sure you were thinking "Hey, I'm a modern man. I'm sure her belly is beautiful on the inside."

Anyway, back to the question. While literally you can’t break water, you can separate it but when a woman says it, it becomes a totally different meaning Dakut, you see when a man and a woman love each other, the man will make the woman eat until she become pot-bellied and then after 9 months or so she will then release all the food in a compact form called a “baby”. When she is ready to release the baby she will break her “water” and then she will require aid in to help release it.

Now you have two options, you either be a modern man and help her OR be an octopus. If you choose to be a man than this is the steps I suggest you follow, pull out your communicator. If you don't have one, just pull your cellphone (make the communicatory sound when you flip it open. That's three clicks with your tongue) and randomly call anyone, “Mister, Spock, I’m, in, some, sort, of, space, vessel." Squint your eyes a bit, and pretend to listen to Spock's illuminating reply. "Spock! There's, a, woman, here.” Ignore the woman and just continue talking to the person on your communication device hoping that somehow they would know exactly where you were and that they would call the ambulance which you could have done but instead realized you forgot the number 999 "No,she's,giving,birth,to,some,sort,of,tiny,person.Get,Bones,to,transport,down,here,to help” then stand aside as Bones teleports into the elevator and delivers the baby.

Or if you happen to be an octopus follow these steps. One, be an octopus (This step is critical. If you find yourself unable to be an octopus do not attempt the octopus method.) Then you use your octopus arms to grab onto the pot-bellied woman and squeeze. You must stave off the birth until qualified, non-octopus help arrives.There you go, now that you know what is “water-breaking” and what to do when it happens you should be fine.

No octopi were harmed during the creation of this column, except one, but it died of natural causes. With the accidentally grilling itself with chili paste. Its death was both tragic and delicious, if a bit undercooked.

C.F.5 Idol(s) Of The Week

2008-09-01T14:17:00.004+08:00

This week, we could not decide whom from B&B should be our idol, so ...we choose all of em' (^_^)
Why? YOU tell me.

YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED

2008-09-01T00:18:00.000+08:00

We’re no strangers to love,You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

The True Meaning of Merdeka

2008-08-31T18:27:00.005+08:00

Let's celebrate our National Day by viewing these wonderful roadsigns. I'm positive that these things can save a life or two. Maybe three. I dunno.

Wishing all readers Selamat Hari Kebangsaan,

Willie Kook <3

31st August!

2008-08-31T17:22:00.002+08:00

When I woke up this morning, I opened my eyes to see my family in such a happy mood and I couldn't put my finger on why. Then when I took a walk around my neighbourhood I saw neighbours and complete strangers in that joyous frenzy as well with some of them shouting "Tanggal 31" and stuff concerning this date.

So I was stunned for nearly half the day until my mother asked me to go shopping with her to buy things, and it was then when I realised what the date meant to all Malaysians. When I saw that huge line at Baskin Robbins, I couldn't forget any longer, my Malaysian inside me forced me to get in line and savour that 31% discount.

Oh, Baskin Robbins, you're great monopoly of the ice-cream market in Malaysia is undoubted, but your ability to unite the entire Malaysia on one day for your ice-cream, you ability to make all of us forget our troubles and celebrate the 31st of August is indeed inspiring or perhaps one would say, "liberating". Baskin Robbins, you are indeed a Tokoh of Malaysia.

With your awe inspiring Flavours of the Month and 31% discounts, I salute you with by repeating your legendary words that you first used on us when you freed us from the colonisation of the treacherous Ice-Kacang of the past.

31% Discount! 31% Discount! 31% Discount!

p.s Merdeka clashing with Baskin-Robbins creates the shortest lines I have ever seen

Payback is a bitch

2008-08-31T00:27:00.003+08:00

What Gandy doesn't know is that I have lala pictures of him as well!

Like this one!

Hell, I even have pictures of Chee Bing!

C.F.5's hottest member of the week

2008-08-30T23:49:00.004+08:00

Well yeah, as promised. Pictures of one of our finest administrative. As you all know, his name is Raja. Now, i will let the pictures do all the talking. Enjoy.
PEACEEE V^_^V
Friend : HIE RAJA !
Raja : NGEHHH

Thats it for today, i hope all of you enjoy this priceless pictures of Raja Irfan. Do keep visiting for more updates.

Love, Gandy. :)

C.F.5 Idol Of The Week

2008-08-30T19:09:00.003+08:00

Tal Ben-Haim!
Why, you ask? YOU tell me.

2008-08-30T16:07:00.008+08:00

YESTERDAY, three members of CFF (ChakForceFive) were caught playing futsal at Sports Planet, Subang Jaya.

Raja Irfan (Raja Ganas), Zarul Dekorte (Arf), Wilson Kook (Willie Kook) arrived at the venue 10 minutes past 4pm. As expected, the paparazzi and die-hard stalkers flooded Sports Planet. All of them were in ecstasy as soon as the three were spotted at the entrance. Just for the record, this is the first public appearance made by CFF. The fans made use of every opportunity to snap pictures of their idols and some lucky ones even left the place with valuable autographs.

(From left): Wilson, Raja and Dekorte, who hails from The Netherlands.

The girls were awed by Wilson and his killer-pose

As usual, Raja never fails to impress the public

Reporters failed in their quest to get a picture of the well-knowned Arf. However, they managed to reach him for a few quick comments. "Futsal was.... it was close. I mean we had some really great chances in the first few games. Anyway, the game was salty. We would have won, but we didn't want to because Chak Force Five isn't about winning, It's about cake." the tall Dutch commented. When asked to say a little bit more, "No more" he said. Before the three left Sports Planet, they entertained the crowd with a Korean song and an enthusiastic "Chak!!!" Immediately after that, they sped off in a red Perodua Viva.

Let's pray that we get to see more of CFF in the future. The fans simply love them.

(Source: CNN)

Marky Mark and Max Payne

2008-08-29T22:47:00.004+08:00

As many of you know, Marky Mark is perhaps the most awesome man on the planet (perhaps being the key word here, as we haven't seen the true potential of Donnie Wahlberg yet, btw you guys should check out his motto, it's "My goal is not to be a superstar, my goal is to be super at what I do."). With that in mind, he has become far more awesome - awesomer if you would - and now he will be playing Max Payne in the upcoming movie, Max Payne.

This movie is not only a great boon to Marky Mark's career, but it also lets us see Marky Mark in a different light, unfortunately in this light he will be wearing clothes. I am unused to this, my memories of Marky Mark are full of nothing being on his body but his Calvin Klein underpants and his sweat glazed over his herculean pecs.

Just look at that cock grab! LOOK! IT BECKONS YOU!

Anyway, Max Payne is also a man of great awesomeness, albeit with less cock grabs and more constipated faces. Constipated faces are important for the way we all live, just ask yourself where you would be if we didn't have constipated faces, perhaps we could still be in the Stone Age for it is proven that the constipated grin has inspired many great people to action. (usually actions related to bowels, but actions nonetheless)

Another fact of awesome about Max Payne is that he hates dirt. I do not lie about this fact. He hates it with a vengeance. As we can see from the picture below, he doesn't even feel sympathy for his actions against the dirt.

Look at that smoking barrel, look at those eyes that say "I want you dead, Dirt, dead" and most of all, look at the picture. Max Payne kills dirt. Literally.

We must come to accept the second coming of Mark Wahlberg and Max Payne, yet sometimes it is hard to see who is playing who in this situation. God, I love Marky Mark, and God I love Max Payne's painkiller addiction. God, I love you for mixing these two together.

Let's Play A Game

2008-08-28T22:26:00.002+08:00

Let's Play A Game.

(Edition 1)

Hello.
Let's play a game.

Category : Food

C A K _ <------- Guess the last alphabet in order to complete this word.

Note : You may try for as many times as you like.

Clue 1 : It's sweet and people usually buy these for birthday parties.
Clue 2 : Last week, I had a chocolate cake.
Clue 3 : Wow, this cake is delicious.
Clue 4 : Damn, I want that cake.
Clue 5 : Shall we have cake?

Enjoy. More to come in the next edition of Let's Play A Game.

Roflcakes and candy

2008-08-28T21:37:00.001+08:00

My dog, Sex
[I don't know who Ann Landers is, but she apparently wrote this article.]
Everybody who has a dog calls him ``Rover'' or ``Boy''. I call mine ``Sex''. He's a great pal but he causes me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex. He said ``I'd like one too!'' Then I said ``But this is a dog.'' He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said ``You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old.'' He winked and said ``You must have been quite a kid.''``When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for us and a special room for Sex.'' The clerk told me we wouldn't need a separate room; as long as we paid the bills they didn't care what we did. ``Look, you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'' The clerk said ``Funny, I have the same problem.''One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own ticket. ``But you don't understand. I had planned to have Sex on TV.'' He said ``Now that cable is around, it's no big deal any more.''``When my spouse and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said: ``Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married.'' The judge replied ``The courtroom is not a confessional. Stick to the case please.'' Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said ``Me too.''Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked ``What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?'' I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.

Credits : Ann Landers

The Lord Byron in Me

2008-08-28T19:48:00.001+08:00

Haiku's can be fun

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

CAKE = (b'.')b

2008-08-28T19:18:00.001+08:00

The Word Sandwich Written Exactly Three Hundred and Fifty-Nine Times

2008-08-28T17:42:00.002+08:00

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check it.

2008-08-27T23:09:00.002+08:00

I have a sorethroat, and its killing me. Alright, something for the blog. An introduction which may include some vulgarity, but you know, i dont swear as much as they do, or maybe i do. Just as much,well, or more. Ok, so i'll do the introduction .. OH WAIT, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ! RAJA'S DONE THE INTRODUCTION !

i'll post some pictures later.
a picture of lala-fied raja.

Some Force 5 Advice..

2008-08-27T21:50:00.001+08:00

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2008-08-27T21:40:00.003+08:00

Chak :D this blog will be the foundation of which many great things will be built upon, most of which will be on random stupidity and profanity! Like the others, i am glad to be apart of this great revolution that is C.F.F. (Chak Force 5)

WE ARE THE CHAK FORCE FIVE

2008-08-27T20:54:00.001+08:00

There are times when boredom and destiny intertwine to create what people would call - borestiny - but in this case it has created a blog. A blog that has combined the five powers of greatness. From places as far as Malaysia to Malaysia this blog has collected the greatest ensemble of people who will be too lazy to update regularly and will instead just upload funny pictures they have taken and/or seen on the internet.

These people all represent an element of Malaysia's whole. First and foremost Raja being the element of Malay, where he Malays at things. Zarul with the element of being tall and thus Dakuting the place up, Gandy with the power of Indonesian Immigration, Chee Bing with the power of Chinese Education causing an unusually strong ability in arithmetics (plus he can do photoshop!) and Wilson KOOK TAK WAH who is...I forgot what he does, but anyway, when our powers combine we become the CHAK FORCE FIVE!

By the way, this site will contain bad language, not as in split infinitives in grammar, but there will be swearing, so if you see the word fuck and shit in the posts, please don't be a dick about it.